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[~ Sonata Euphoriacide ~]
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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:07 pm
{SONATA} -->*See the spawning of this in the official Roy Mustang thread!*
For those that don't know, a story round is basically a story...that is passed around from person to person. Taking from Wikipedia's definition of "round-robin story": "A round-robin story, or simply "round robin," is a type of collaborative fiction or storytelling in which a number of authors each write chapters of a novel or pieces of a story, in rounds." So it's kind of like an rp, but it's a full-on story (in this case, fanfiction) instead.
.eyes.unclouded., Rekki, and I all have parts in this...if anyone else wants to do a self-insertation, go right ahead!
It was just a normal day at the Maes Hughes Memorial Hospital. Colonel Roy Mustang had raised up donations and some of his own pay to build the magnificent building, filled with all sorts of medical miscellany available. He had even served as a doctor himself-how could he not? He had secretly gotten an MD before joining the military (Hey, look, I made a rhyme! xd )-therefore, he knew to burn his and Havoc's wounds when battling with Lust...but back to the present. The sky was overcast with shades of a grayish purple and blue, and it looked like at any time, thunder would roar through the skies like a lion, lightining would streak electrical currents through the drab athmosphere, and rain would pat on various roof crevices, making teardrops on the floor.
Roy-I mean, Dr. Mustang, yes, Roy had also secretly made the great-tasting soda Dr. Pepper. This also pertains back to the secret where he gets an MD. Okay, Dr. Mustang was once more "treating" .Eyes.Unclouded* who visted every two or so years for a checkup every hour of everyday-let's just say she practically lived there. .Eyes.Unclouded. was throughly convinced that she had some sort of eye disease-looking in the mirror (that just HAPPENED to be smeared at the time), she discovered that her eyes were clouded-a total opposite of her name. Dr. Hawkeye was right there with Dr. Mustang, rationally stating that the "treatment" wasn't really that effective if the young hypochondriac was to keep getting sick. Dr. Mustang just ignored her and said it was medicine to take daily, especially for .Eyes.Unclouded.'s "lovesickness" disease.
And Ed-Dr. Elric...well, I dunno where he was. Rekki the fangirl nurse was chasing him all over the hospital. It was considered tough, considering he had his alchemy to make his own escapes and blockage, but Rekki, being a rabid devoted fangirl nurse, was determined to help him getting "better" with a single shot. Poor Dr. Elric. He was already pissed off, the psychiatrist Dr. Sonata diagonosing him with his thirteenth psychological disease today. "Napoleon Complex! This definitely describes you to a T, Dr. Elric!" was replaced with cries of "Hey, I'm not done with you!!!!" calling to him across the corridor. He somehow though he was a doctor, not a patient. He was too hardy to be a patient-how else could he get whacked on the head with Winry-Dr. Rockbell's wrench a gazillion times and not be hospitalized for that reason?
Dr. Rockbell, going after her parents' craft, was fixing a young boy's automail, who was very much suffering indeed, this being his first time. But, somehow, Alphonse Elric's soul was attatched to a bear costume that was helping the kid cheer up, reassuring him that it was okay.
And the rest...an orderlie was giving bipolar Ling's (who had been put into a straightjacket for this purpose) medicine, while the rest of the nurses tended to Ran Fan, who was eager for any drastic treatment, and had run to the cafeteria again. And yet /another/ complaint was filed in for Dr. Alex Louis Armstrong, who was making patients jealous. But one has got to consider, the career of the physical therapist has been passed down through the Armstrong family FOR GENERATIONS!
Yes, it seemed to be a normal day, until...
...And so basically you guys complete it by writing in a part that someone else completes, and so on.
*Hey, do you have a name on request other than your screename?
Yes, I gave you a lot of screentime, you two, be grateful! whee
EDIT// W. T. F. This only gave me five gold! scream Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever the attitude of the body may be, the soul is on its knees.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:06 am
“Brother!” yelled Alphonse as he sprinted down the hallway in his bear costume to where Edward sat hiding behind a trashcan.
“Shhh!” Ed warned, clamping a hand over his brother’s…muzzle. “Do you want that psychopath nurse to find me? I’m sure she’s got some kind of tranquilizer in that needle, and I don’t want to have to learn the hard way what she intends to do with it…and me for that matter.”
“But brother, I have a really important question,” Al pleaded. He did his best to make his bear eyes seem sad and pathetic.
Ed tried to look away, but his adorable brother made it impossible for him to not give in. “Fine. But only because it’s important.”
Al’s eyes shone. “Thank you brother!” he squealed, hugging Ed so hard that his face turned blue. “All I want to know is whether or not someone who is bipolar has multiple stomachs.”
“Where did you get an idea like that?” Ed scoffed. “Of course they don’t have two stomachs.”
Al’s face fell. “Then he lied to me…”
“Who?”
“Ling. He told me he needed some extra cupcakes for his other half.”
Meanwhile, Unclouded was taking a walk around the hospital. Dr. Mustang had said it might be good for her to get out a little more instead of spending all day waiting in her hospital bed for him to come check on her. It was strange (and quite pathetic) that the highlight of her day was receiving her medication. (Then again, if everyone's medicine was a kiss from someone they loved, no one would mind taking it.)
However, she did have several ulterior motives for taking said walk. She was by now aware of the fact that she wasn't the only lovesick patient in this particular hospital, and that most of them were probably being treated by Roy. Even though she knew that he was only doing his job as far as the other patients were concerned (though of course he really loved her), she couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy. So she planned to visit them today.
She stepped into the first room she saw- luckily, it belonged to a young girl who claimed to love the doctor as well. Claimed, Unclouded thought bitterly. There's no way she feels the way I feel about him.
Upon entering, Unclouded let out a loud cough.
The girl bolted upright. "Who are you? Who's there?"
"I'm *cough* sorry, but I *cough* thou*cough* I should *cough cough* warn you that I'm *cough* sick and I wouldn't want you to get *cough* sick from taking the same *cough* medicine as *cough* me."
The girl turned to Unclouded, looking at her like a deer caught in headlights. Heh heh. Sucker.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:41 pm
As Rekki walked to the hallway she saw Al walking right in front of her.In a polite manner she spoke to Alphonse.
"Hello Al."
Al appearing nervous replied back.
"Um oh hi miss!!." He turned and moved around.Making much more noise then usually when he walked in his suit of armor.
"You know you can call me Rekki." She peered over her glasses as she siad that.
"Um,right.Sorry it's just that I'm in a..a..a hurry!!"
Suspeciously Rekki walked around Al.
"Where's your brother?"
Al snapped his fingers as soon as she siad that.
"I'm looking for him." Al siad this in an obviously lied voice.
She knocked on his armor and heard a banged sound.
"I'm sorry in advance for this Al"
Rekki knocked Al's head off,looked down at his body and snicked as she saw Ed all courched up inside.
"Ha,ha caught you red handed.Now come on Dr.Mustang says he needs assistantance."
Edo leaped out of Al and ran as though Rekki had an extreamlely contagious disese.
"Like I'm gonna belive that dirty lie! Mustang seems to be enjoying his time with his patient."
Rekki laughed and looked at him in a menacly,absurd,and crazy look.
"Come on Edward.It's not all bad to be together with all the tools and medications all in one room.If it acciendently falls down and one of us has an accident one of us will need to take care of the other."
Ed looked at her.
"We're in a hospital for pete's sake.If anything happens to us we'll just go to the next room."
"Just come back here!!!!"
"Over my dead body!!!"
"I want you alive first.Then you can die after that!!!!!!"
Alphonse sighs and says "Why can't I have all the attention like brother? Well better him then me."
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:50 pm
Rekki and Ed continued their bickering. With each protest Ed made, the nurse approached him with the needle, getting far too close to him for his liking. Even if she hadn't had it with her he would've felt uncomfortable. If there was one thing Edward Elric didn't like, it was getting too close to a rabid fangirl (though he had to admit under different circumstances he might've liked her).
At last Alphonse came up with a strategy to get his brother to stop. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a lovers' quarrel."
"But of course it is," Rekki replied. Ed was far too occupied choking on his own saliva. The nurse decided to take advantage of this opportunity and give him the shot. Before Ed could even turn around, the medicine was in his system.
"Sleeppyyyyyy.." Ed mumbled, his chin collapsing onto his chest. Rekki caught him, cradling him in her arms with his head on her shoulder. It would have been a very cute moment had she not been grinning triumphantly (not to mention deviously).
Just then .eyes.unclouded. walked into the hallway where they were. She was still wearing pajamas, a different pair than she was wearing yesterday but pajamas nonetheless. She had stopped wearing her hospital gown after Dr. Mustang had told her that there was no need to keep wearing it if she was going to be staying here as long as she was. After all, he reasoned, they should try their best to make her feel right at home.
"Dr. Elric?" she asked the half-unconsious blonde.
"Mumpfh mumble mumble" was all that she got.
"Hey," she said to Rekki. "Do you know where Dr. Mustang is? I'm feeling sick again. I think I have walking pneumonia."
"Isn't that when you don't know that you have it?" Alphonse piped up.
"Oh...well then I guess it's just pneumonia," Unclouded said with a shrug. "I'm going to keep looking for him."
Just then, Dr. Sonata entered. "Ed! I have some tests I want to run on you to see if you have any other complexes I have yet to...Dr. Elric?"
The boy remained silent and unconsious in Rekki's arms. She had moved to hold him closer to her. "He'll be fine," she reassured Sonata, stroking the boy's hair. "I'll take very good care of him. He'll be safe...with me."
Sonata looked uncomfortable. "Not that I don't trust you..."
Thirty minutes later, Dr. Mustang and Dr. Hawkeye were going to check on Unclouded when they came across Dr. Sonata dragging an unconsious Dr. Elric to whose leg Nurse Rekki clung.
"Hawkeye, who was that girl?"
"Sonata, Doctor. You should know that by now."
"No," Roy said with a sigh. "The other one. The one clinging to Fullmetal's leg."
"Oh!" she exclaimed, her face lighting up. "That would be Nurse Rekki Elric."
"I never knew Ed had a sister."
"He doesn't."
Roy was confused. "Cousin? Aunt? She was too young to be his mother and too old to be his daughter..." His voice trailed off. "You don't mean..?"
"Yes."
Roy let out a laugh. "I never knew Fullmetal had a wife."
Hawkeye's lips formed a small smile. "Neither did he."
Sonata, Rekki, I hope you were pleased with your parts!
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[~ Sonata Euphoriacide ~]
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:57 pm
{SONATA} -->Just then, at the same time, Dr. Armstrong ran frantically down a hall. How a guy which such great mass be able to run so fast? Umm....er...let's just pretend you didn't ask me and that you ignored this giant plothole. Anyways, he had a giant stack of letters, magazines and packages in his hand, when he encountered Dr. Rockbell, coming out of a patient room, where she had done an automail checkup.
"Dr. Rockbell!" Dr. Armstrong called, stopping in front of her and panting slightly; he held up the letters some length from her face. "The mail. There's this letter that I-"
"Oh good! The newest copy of 'Popular Automail' is here!" Winry chirped, grabbing a magazine and turning it to a random page.
"Okay then....but there's this letter-"
"Automail HAIR? What the fuc-"
"Shh! Dr. Rockbell, we're still in the Pediatrics section!"
"Sorry."
"It's okay...after all, the art of not swear has been passed down the Armstrong family-"
"For generations, yeah, yeah, I know. But automail hair...you don't really need hair to function well, do you?" Dr. Rockbell eyed Alex Louis' giant bald spot which only had a little golden curl stemming from it.
"Wouldn't it be hard to maintain that? And wouldn't it hurt?"
"Of course...we have to attatched the automail the nerves. That means...we have to scalp them. But at least it's hair that doesn't frizz or get split ends or thin! O, the wonders of automail!"
"...But it could rust..."
"Oh...that's a good point. But it should be a good challenge...oh wow, you can get metallic-colored bolts for your automail..."
"But this letter, if you must..."
"Okay, let me see it."
Dr. Armstrong handed Dr. Rockbell the letter. She tore it open, noting strangely that it had no returning address.
"What does it say? The process of being able to mindread has not been passed down the Armstrong line for generations."
"Sure, I'll read it aloud: Ahem...Dear Staff of the Maes Hughes Memorial Hospital:
You have been requested to have your hospital-specifically, the Chessroom Stage that is normally used to entertain patients-as a hosting place for...AMESTRIAN IDOL?!"
Sorry, I didn't give you guys parts in this. sweatdrop And yes, Amestrian Idol = American Idol.
@ .eyes.unclouded.-Yey, I have a part. 3nodding Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever the attitude of the body may be, the soul is on its knees.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:30 pm
Rekki and Sonata both dargged Edo and put him inside an empty room.Sonata looked at Rekki with a consered look on her face.
"Please don't do anything dirty to him."
Rekki smirked."I can't promise that."
Sonata pondered wondering what she can say to the obbessive nurse so Ed won't be in any phsyical or mental harm.
"At least don't mess up his mind so I can reserch more about his complexes.It'll just make him worse."
Rekki nodded."I'll try."
Sonata eyed Rekki and the unconsiuos Ed then silenty smiled as she closed the door behind her back.
"The poor boy is going to be in a rehab after what Rekki does to him."
She chuckled as her footsteps echoed in the hallway.
So now here there are.An uncounicious Ed and a rabid fangirl alone in one room.She looked around.This is too good to be true.No one around.No screaming or tanturms.Both alone in a room.
"I never thought it would be this easy."
She sat close to Ed's bed and studied his face.He looked so peaceful sleeping desipite of him being so loud and stubbern.Rekki stroked her finger along his hair,then slowly among his cheecks.The hairs up her back rose as she touched his lips.
"Soft."
To think that such a rabid fangirl would make her move immeditley once she had the guy.This one however was as nervous as a regular schoolgirl crush.
Rekki slowly bended down until her head and Ed's head where about an inch away from each other.Her heart beating as fast and loud then ever before.She closed her eyes and moved her head a little more.
"Almost there."
But her heart wouldn't have beated any faster as she heard a high pitch female voice intruppting them.
"ED,ED,ED!!! Guess what I got in the mail!!!!!!"
The door sung open and Winry came in.
"Edward guess what!!!!!! Oh um hello."
"Uh...." was the only thing Rekki could say.Her face beat red.
Jesus what the hell is she gona think.She closed her eyes tightley expecting for the worse.Instead Winry just siad.
"Oh,sorry I intrupted.Is Ed ok?"
Quickly Rekki spurted out.
"Oh yeah don't worry about him!!! He just nearly fainted that's all.Then again that's what he got for making a tanturm all the time.Too much blood went up his head.Practially clogged up his thinking space.Yeah that's all.He just needs to rest for a couple of hours and bam he'll be as good as new!!"
She not gonna belive me.There's no way she's gonna belive a cheesy story like that!!
Winry smiled."Thank goddness it has nothing to do with his automail again.But he really needs to take care of himself.Thank you for being by his side."
This made Rekki feel a tight knot in her stomech.
"Always at your service."
She walked out of the room feeling slighlty a little guiltiy.Heavly she sigh and siad "Dammit.I was so close."
@eyes.unclouded.
Thank you so much for writing about me in your space.It was so sweet.I ended it up like this though because I didn't want to seem to Mary Sue type.Sorry I didn't include you this time.I'm so sorry.But this time your in here Sonata.
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:02 pm
*finally going to post*
"...spewing all this blood everywhere, and meanwhile he's still got a piece of lead somewhere in him, and the poor kid obviously can't understand a word we're saying! I was just thankful Dr. Hawkeye was there- projectile removal's her specialty, you know. Anyway, the real problem was that we couldn't get him a proper blood transfusion." Dr. Rockbell's voice was strained and tired.
"Why not?"
She sighed before answering the patient's question. "Well, you see, you've got what we call type M blood. That's the only kind you have. I have type AM blood, as do most other people in the hospital. This kid had blood type A only, and we couldn't find anyone else with A until Dr. Elric stumbled upon this girl. She's a little weird- Sonata thinks she has some kind of psychic thing going on- but boy did we need her. Not like it's doing a whole lot of good. Seems like soon as we put more blood in, he starts coughing it all out!"
Ling looked at the visiting doctor. "You look like you're going to fall asleep at any minute."
"Yeah, well, at least I didn't have it as bad as Dr. Elric. The kid didn't take any real pain medication when Hawkeye yanked out the bullet. But he squeezed Dr. Elric's hand so hard I thought it was gonna turn blue."
Meanwhile, Dr. Sonata was having a tough time with her new patient.
"Okay, I'm going to-"
"Say a color," the girl said, cutting her off.
"Yes, well, um..then I want..."
"Me to tell you the first thing it makes me think of."
"Yes," said Dr. Sonata, scratching her head.
"Green makes me think of apples."
"I didn't even-"
"And red makes me think of my friend in room 279 who's coughing up blood as we speak. And no, you never told me that he was in rfolloom 279. Oh, and yes, I am reading your mind. I'm sorry that it's annoying you, Doctor, but you really don't have to think such nasty words."
In a completely different part of the hospital, Nurse Rekki was attempting to recover from the loss of her opportune chance to be alone with Ed. She walked for a long time, eventually coming to the lobby. It was here that she saw the sign-up for Amestrian Idol. Suddenly, an idea came into her mind...
At that exact moment, Unclouded was following Dr. Mustang around. It was quite pathetic, the way she clung to him like a little child. The doctor didn't mind in the slightest- he thought she was cute in an odd, quirky fangirl sort of way. They had talked as they roamed the hospital, and the conversation had drifted to Unclouded's prolonged hospital stay.
"Why haven't you left?" Roy asked her casually.
"You want me to leave, then. Well, if that's what you want-"
"No," he said with a chuckle. "It's nice having you here, and besides, you help me pay my bills. But don't you ever miss the world outside?"
"Nope."
"So why do you stay?" he asked again.
She shrugged, and then, with a small blush on her face, said, "I guess I just like you." She smiled. "And why don't you kick me out, Dr. Mustang?"
Roy smirked. "I guess I just like you, too. You're probably my favorite patient."
Her eyes narrowed. "You say that to everyone."
"No, I really mean it," he replied, laughing. "You really are!"
Looking back on it, Dr. Mustang almost regretted being so enthusiastic about liking Unclouded. The resulting excitement lead her to jump in the air, slip on a glove in the middle of the hallway, and land on her leg, breaking it. (The glove hadn't been latex, and it wasn't one of his, which meant one thing- Fullmetal was going to get it.) Then again, the next few weeks hadn't been so bad. Roy had signed Unclouded's cast and so had the rest of the hospital staff (and a few patients).
She did need some extra 'treatment'- but Unclouded wasn't upset about that at all. In fact, she almost broke another bone in excitement.
(Apologies for any OOC-ness with the new characters; I don't know anything except for what I've seen in spoilers. sweatdrop
EDIT: this story has reached over 3,000 words in length! YEAH TEAMWORK AND ALL THAT CRAP!
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:45 pm
{SONATA} -- >Dr. Mustang half-opened the door to Unclouded's hospital room. "Time for the treatment."
Unclouded grinned. Extra "treatment" had been going on for almost a week now.
...And just when he moved in closer for the kiss...
"Dr. Mustang!" Dr. Sonata pushed the door and nearly slammed it against the wall. "You're need in the-um, am I interrupting something?" She mumbled, "Two times in one day...I, as the author of this post, really need to stop continuing the pattern of walking in right before kisses."
"Yes, as a matter in fact, you were...my treatment," Unclouded replied, her face looked disheartened. 'Darn it,' she thought. 'Well, it was extra...but who's to say that Roy wouldn't come back and do it later...?'
"Don't worry," Dr. Mustang winked at his patient. "Anyways, Dr. Sonata, what's the problem?"
"Well...you see, it's a very awkward situation. Amestrian Idol auditions are in the Chessroom Stage. A really mad contestant had thrown a fit and whacked one of the harsher judges in the head-"
"-And they want me to lead the surgery?"
Dr. Sonata shrugged. "No, we've got Dr. Falman on that...they want you to replace that judge. Figured being a colonel, you'd be able to defend yourself. And mind sending anyone to Psych Exam Room 1 while I check out the library?"
"I will!" Unclouded piped up happily. "Though...just in case I might have a traumatic experience with such an insane patient...would I get extra treatment?"
***
"So, I understand you wanted me here, right?" Dr. Mustang said, taking a seat next to the other two judges. A woman named Emma was seated next to him on his right; and on her right, man named Algernon. It was bad timing-there was a Xingese auditioner trying to sing "She Bang" rather off-key. He was rejected on the spot.
Emma nodded and Algernon proceeded to call the next name on the list. "Rekki and Edward Elric, who will be auditioning together."
Dr. Mustang raised an eyebrow. "Fullmetal...?"
It was indeed the Fullmetal Alchemist, groggy, his eyes barely staying open, not bothering to look where he walked, lead by who looked like nurse of the hospital.
"Oh, Ed, I thought you had already woken up," Rekki said. "Mind if I borrow this? Thanks." She grabbed a judge's cup of Coke (...pretend it managed to travel through a time-space continuum) and threw the contents at Ed, which seemed to perk him up.
"Who? What? Where the hell am I and why am I sticky?!" Ed asked, looking around him frantically.
"It was for your own good, because...we're auditioning for Amestrian Idol!"
"We are?! And Rekki! What did you do to me while I was down, huh?"
"Nothing. Dr. Rockbell had-"
"Like I would believe that!"
"Ahem," Algernon's sharp cough interrupted them. "It would be appreciated if you would get on with your audition song, please."
"Ed...if we win this," Rekki tried to say this as sincerly as she could. "I won't ever bother you. Again."
"Are you so sure about that?"
"I can't guarentee it-"
"But I'll take a chance anyway." Ed sighed. "What songs do you know?"
Rekki aimed some song ideas at him, but Ed knew none of them.
Finally Ed took the initiative to ask the song. "Do you know...
A/N: w00t. I'll leave it at that. I gave all of us parts. I hope this thing will keep going. 3nodding
And ev'ry mother's child is going to spy...to see if reindeer really know how to fly
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[~ Sonata Euphoriacide ~]
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[~ Sonata Euphoriacide ~]
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:31 pm
{SONATA} -- >Somebody please post, kthxbye. heart
And ev'ry mother's child is going to spy...to see if reindeer really know how to fly
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:10 pm
"Do you know "Who Let the Dogs Out?" "
Rekki's eyebrow twitiched. "You gotta be kidding me."
Glaring Edward told her. "I asked you a question."
"I do know but don't expect me to sing that in public!!!" scream
"Anger mangement much? Listen if it's a song you and I both know we don't got much of a choice.We're gonna look like a bunch of idiots just standing here." he answered.
Furiously Rekki glared and snicked. "Me? Anger mangement? I'm not the one who always spazzes out everytime someone calls me short. I know great songs and this is the only one you can come up with? You got one bad taste in music bud."
Full of range and his voice louder then normal he says "Listen I don't got the freakin' time to hearing music.I got better things to do then that it's just a waste of time!!! I rather cut Ling's abnormally long hair then listen to music.And Jesus quit calling me small!!!! I'm not short everyone is just taller then me!!!"
From the crowd Ling screamed out "It's not abnormally long it's part of my honor for the Xingness throne.Why don't you cut your hair for once? I never seen you washing it!!"
With arms crossed Roy sigh."Fullmetal can't go anywhere without an argument.But I gotta say I like the way the girl is annoying him bring out a side of him that I haven't seen."
Unclouded grabbed onto his arm and cuddled to it.'"Everyone has a diffrent way of showing their love to one another.This is their way.I think it's pretty cute."
Roy stroked her hair."At least we don't have to show our love in this odd way."
Unclouded cheecks blushed and she smiled.Has this been another wonderful day with her docter.
Back to the argument Rekki screamed out "Admit it you have a Napolean Complex!!!!!"
"The hell? I'm not gonna. I'm not short at alll.Jesus.Besides who cares constanly about thier hieght and what other people think about it.It's everyone else.They think they're so high and suprier and just because I'm not as tall as them doesn't mean I'm short."
Sonata from far out the crowd sreamed out "You just admitted you have a Napolean Complex.That's rich."
"Who's askin' you? Damn it.I had to get out of the hosiptal bed for this load of crap? I'm not even feeling any better.I'm not okay at all!!!"
Rekki's eyes shined as Edward siad such words.An idea strucked to her mind.
"I'm Not Okay!"
Sarcastically Ed replied "Well yeah I just siad that didn't I?"
"No you stubbern boy.It's a song.Fits the mood perfectly.If we sing it we'll impress the crowd.Do you know the song?"
"No."
"I'm not surprised.Okay whatever just follow my lead ok? When I say "I'm Not Okay" you just repeat what I say.Make sure you have that same angry mood when you sing."
"Is it neccesary?"
Rekki grinned "Hell yeah it is."
And I'm gonna leave you peeps to finish it off.Yeah it's late and I'm a lazy a**.Sue me.But this is gonna be good.Really good.Be creative I'm currently lacking it. sweatdrop I'm sure you guys heard this song right?
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:31 pm
But with every Jeep I see....As it turned out, Ed was actually a really good singer. He had no trouble keeping the attitude, but there was the slight problem of his not knowing the words except for what bits of the chorus he picked up along the way. This meant that Rekki had to do most of the verses herself. Some muffled laughter was heard when she sang the line, "the photographs your boyfriend took". In fact, their entire performance would have ended abruptly if it weren't for the loud sound which drowned out Ed's cries of, "I'M STRAIGHT, I TELL YOU!" It was the sound of a bass guitar. There stood Alphonse Elric, clutching a Fender Standard Precision Bass. He apparently had gotten hold of a pair of glasses and punched the lenses out, or else he had suddenly developed vision problems. Ed stood there gawking at his younger sibling. "Well, come on!" Rekki said, shaking Ed by the shoulders. "Now that we've got music, you should have no problem singing!" At last the song ended. Ed looked about as angry as he sounded, and Al had left to go find some sushi and listen to the iPod he mysteriously got somewhere between this post and the last post he was in. Roy had excused himself as a judge because he needed to take care of Unclouded, who'd injured her neck headbanging once the song had gotten good. "Good luck," he'd said over his shoulder to the two singers as he carried her out the door. Unclouded continued to cling to him like a baby koala. "You shameless thief!" Ed said to the author of this post. "First you make random references to a famous person, and then you use a line you totally mooched off of a Royai story you read!" "Oh come on," said the author. "If Rekki can make you sing MCR, then I can make you and your brother into members of MCR." Ed shrugged, then left to join his brother. Al was enjoying his sushi very much- and so were his many kitten friends. Just then a doctor Ed and Al had never seen before walked in. She strode over to Alphonse and grabbed the bass, attempting to rip it from his hands. Al struggled with the purple-haired girl for a while, eventually letting go. "Brother, help me!" Al pleaded. Edward looked from his younger brother to the doctor and back again, several times. "I'm sorry," said the doctor, shaking her head. "But weapons are absolutely not permitted in the hospital! I'm sure you're a good kid, but we really don't want any more injuries. We're busy as it is already!" "It's not a weapon," Alphonse whimpered. The doctor gave him a pitying look. "Really, if it weren't for the concussion cases we had last year, we'd let it slide. But you can't be too careful." A voice came over the intercom. "Paging Dr. Starr," it said, then repeated the message. The doctor gave them one last sympathetic smile, then turned and left. "Wait!" Ed shouted. "Lots of things cause concussions! Stethoscopes cause concussions! What're you gonna do, ban those as well? Hey, come back here. Do you hear me? COME BACK!" "It's no use," Al said dejectedly, removing his glasses. "It was fun, Brother, but I really don't think we're band material. Even though I had a good name for us and everything!" Ed looked intrigued. "What is it, Al?" The boy's face lit up. "My Alchemical Romance." Ed rolled his eyes at the author. First she'd turned his brother into an impersonator, then she'd used a line she'd seen in a story somewhere else all while writing in fanservice for herself, then she'd added a character without the Gaian's prior consent, and to top it all off, she'd referenced an anime she'd never seen! "But Dr. Starr has." Edward was in a state of shock. It seemed as though the author could hear his every thought. "Of course I can. It's third person omniscient. Baka." But surely she hadn't heard... "...those dirty thoughts about the nurse who you sang with? Yeah, I heard them. And I just wrote fanservice for someone other than myself, so HAH!" "You still didn't include Sonata." As if by some miracle, Dr. Sonata rushed in. "Edward, if you have a minute, I'd like to talk to you about the Napoleon complex you just recently admitted to having..." Al was glad the bass wasn't in the room. A/N: apologies to Starr who was added into the mess. xD my broken heart still skips a beat...
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:16 pm
But with every Jeep I see....POST. SOMEONE! I have good ideas that I want to use... ninja my broken heart still skips a beat...
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:04 pm
As Sonata told Ed to come with her,Rekki intrupped them.
"Can't it be later?" Rekki asked.
Sonata knew that she was plotting something.Obviously isn't that the only reason she's in the hosipital? For Ed's presence.
"Why not.Do him good Rekki.I wanna observe Ed as a real man."
"What do you mean??" Ed screamed.
"Ho,ho.You exactly know what I mean." she winked and walked off leaving Ed and Rekki alone.
In a silent hall with no crazy event.Just the two of them all alone.Ed looked at Rekki with all the suspicon he's suppose to have.As she just looked around nervously.
"Well here I am.Not running away or anything.No hurry up and do what you have to--------"
All of a sudden Ed was pushed against the wall.His body pierced he couldn't move at all.Feeling Rekki's heat and her face extreamly close to his.Lips touching either.
At first Ed panic trying to force himself out.Then after he allowed his lips to touch he felt unbelivebly clam and loved.Gentelly with natural care he stroke her hair.
It wasn't until a minute later Rekki stopped and Ed opened his eyes.She collapsed and there was Ed pertified.
Other then you readers there was someone else watching.
DUN,DUN,DUN!!!!!!!!
Behind the wall equip with a camcorder to film the whole scene was Ling.
''Ho,ho,ho.I can't wait to show Roy this.Hahahahaha."
Ed was still pertified.
"Come on Fullmetal do something.Work you magic she's uncounious."
He was still standing still not moving a muscle.It was almost hard to belive if he was even breathing.
Ling walked up to Ed and waved his hand over his eyes.Not even a blink.
"Ok this is just getting creppy.What has this temptress nurse done to you?"
He looked down at Rekki and had an idea.Something he was sure she wanted to do to Ed.
Ling put his camera down to make sure it was fliming at the right angle and pulled Ed's pants down.
Still nothing.
"This girl is a genious seeing what she can do to a man.Oh I got just the thing.This is for insulting me onstage."
WHAM.
He punched Ed right on the face and Ed fell on the floor landing right on top of Rekki.
Eventually he snapped out of it and looked around.
"What the hell happened? My pants.Oh god!!!"
He stood up as soon as he saw Rekki on the floor.
"Don't looked at me she did it." Ling pointed at her while fliming everything.
"We'll see the truth in the camera." Ed went to snatch it but Ling held it up high so Ed couldn't reach it.
"Nu-uh.First I gotta show Roy how into you were for the obbessed nurse kiss.Seems like you took a fancy on to her huh?" Ling snicked.
Ed's face turn into a bright red.
"Dammit give it back!!!!"
On went the chase of Ling and Ed like those Jackass episodes.
But what about Rekki?
Who knows.She's such a Mary-sue.Why continue on about her?She had all her screen time.Let's move on to someone else.
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Sorry guys it took forever.And that I hardly mention anyone.Go ahead you can flame me.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:32 pm
Eep. I forgot all about this. Good one, Rekki, because Ling pantsing Ed made me lol because-well, maybe I'll incorporate that in my post...
Just then, Dr. Sonata realized after walking out of the cafeteria...since Unclouded had changed her mind, the mystery patient had been left...alone....in a room...with Armstrong.
"Oh my Supreme Being!" she cried and rushed to the room.
***
Meanwhile, Ling and Roy were in the employee's lounge.
"I swear this happened," Ling said, putting the tape into the cassette player.
Roy arched an eyebrow. "Did you get permission to go out of the psychological ward for this?"
"Sure," Ling said, trying his best to lie. "But just watch it. It's like Grey's Anatomy, only better!"
Just then, Dr. Rockbell burst through the door by a sudden twist of fate. "Really?! Oh...sorry. I happened to overhear your conversation while on my coffee break." She took a seat next to Roy. "So what are we watching?"
The Colonel replied, "Ling says it's Fullmetal almost getting it on with one of the nurses."
Winry turned a pale, apple-red.
"What?!"
***
"Mmm..." Rekki recovered quickly, and rubbed her eyes. Once she realized she was all alone, she gasped. "Where did Ed go? And why do I feel like I want to punch Ling?"
Because this author likes juxtaposition, Unclouded also happened to enter the room, book in hand. "There you are, Rekki. Roy in some conference with Ling and I saw this book fall out of the sky. And I can't really read its handwriting-what's the matter?"
Rekki grinned and said, "I just...kissed Ed..."
"Well, finally-good for you. How did it happen?"
The former splurged out all the details, including the dissappointing part about her passing out right in the middle of it, and Ed who magically dissappeared in a puff of smoke. But finally the topic of the book begain to arise, and, taking it from Unclouded, Rekki began to read.
"How to use it:
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the subject's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the subject's name, it will happen.
If the cause of death is not specified, the subject will simply die of a heart attack.
After writing the cause of death, the details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds."
"Wow, it's a Death Note," they said in unison.
Unclouded grabbed it back. "Great! Now, if only I could remember the names of the Roy fangirls in the waiting room..."
"Wait! Remember, sharing is caring."
"Oh, like you would do the same to another possessive Ed fangirl...But fine. I won't use it."
"It's probably just a prank, anyways. But just to make sure...we should maybe get at least somebody to try it out..."
***
"I'm so sorry!" Dr. Sonata said, also suddenly opening the door to the patient's room, seeing Dr. Armstrong and the gypsy mind reader girl there.
"It's okay," she replied. "Listening to the Armstrong family line was...interesting. You shouldn't be sorry for that, you should be sorry for attempting to write me back in when you haven't seen the movie yourself."
"...Um..." Dr. Sonata stood there confused, then muttered, "And this is coming from the person who mindraped Ed..."
"And Ling came by, he had a video camera...and he pantsed the blonde alchemist, too."
Suddenly, Dr. Sonata started to giggle. Then laugh. Then guffaw. Then roar in fits of pure hysteria across the floor until her stomach ached.
"Is there anything wrong with her?" Dr. Armstrong asked, worried.
"No," the patient replied. "She just remembered something about one of her classmates being pants, and that certain classmate was abnormally tall."
Phew. I hope you guys don't mind your parts, the Death Note reference I put in, all the sudden appearances of people, or introducing Noa back into the story (I had no idea how to reintroduce Heiderich though, so bear with me). Now, Unclouded, let's see those good ideas of yours.
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