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 Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:05 pm
Ah...everything else that doesn't fit...anywherte else. sweatdrop domokun heart
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:49 pm
Iguana. I like it. IGGUAANA!
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:02 am
CREEK: (belligerantly) Iguana do something about it?
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:04 pm
I have decided to contribute a little poem of mine. It came to me as I was putting off going to the toilet. It goes something like this:
If I was an Iguana
My life would surely be full of drama;
All those sharp and scaly claws,
There's bound to be a few odd brawls...
Pure genious, I'm sure you all realize, I dare you to write a better one!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:20 am
Can't resist a dare. Took me a month nearly, but I can't resist a dare. Although I love your poem I will try to write if not a better one, then at least... another one! First, I finish drinking my tea so that I will be writing it while putting off going to the bathroom.
With each tiny dry scale
you somehow fail
to thrill me.
I secretly fear
you're secretly here
to kill me!
When I'm alone
at midnight you phone
to hiss in my ear.
You open my mail,
you whine and you wail,
you piss in my beer.
Iguaaaaaa---na!
I didn't want an iguaaaaaaaa-na!
I'll call the SPCA
and they'll take you away
to Botswaaaaaaa--na!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:24 am
Creek..Feet Can't resist a dare. Took me a month nearly, but I can't resist a dare. Although I love your poem I will try to write if not a better one, then at least... another one! First, I finish drinking my tea so that I will be writing it while putting off going to the bathroom. With each tiny dry scale you somehow fail to thrill me. I secretly fear you're secretly here to kill me! When I'm alone at midnight you phone to hiss in my ear. You open my mail, you whine and you wail, you piss in my beer. Iguaaaaaa---na! I didn't want an iguaaaaaaaa-na! I'll call the SPCA and they'll take you away to Botswaaaaaaa--na! Oddly enough, I have seen you resist a dare, and have not seen you drink a beer.
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:32 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 am
chilecavy~guineapig [ Oddly enough, I have seen you resist a dare, and have not seen you drink a beer. Picky picky piggy it's very true my dear I never smoke a ciggy and I never drink a beer I rarely wash my armpits I scarcely comb my hair and if I have one charm it's I never take a dare!
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