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You do? Oh cool. Well, here's your chance.

In case you didn't notice, there's an auction going on with four people you could go on a date with. One of those four people is yours truly.

It's your lucky chance to win one. Right now, it even looks like you could get one for cheap.

Cheap? What am I? A whore?

Well, kind of. But this money is for a good cause, so this time I'm a whore with a purpose.

But couldn't you just get a date with me if you bought me a martini?

....yes. But that martini doesn't go to charity. Buying me a martini is actually really selfish because I'll wind up drunk quicker, and that makes me more likely to let you get to second base.

Or third. Or even a home run. But that's neither here nor there.

So, why should you bid?

You should know this already, but obviously you don't since I have ...one bid maybe? Two?

Here's a list:

1. I am an excellent kisser.
2. I make a great martini.
3. I make an excellent braised chicken in an orange marinade. This can be served with a fresh salad of leafy greens and a ginger lime dressing. Or it can be served with something else. Your choice.
4. I look great in underwear.
5. Make out king.
6. Bacon for breakfast!
7. Canadian, so I know how to keep it casual.
8. I have a roommate who might be available for a threesome.
9. Best kisser in town.
10. If you get me really drunk, there's probably a lap dance in it for you.

If that doesn't convince you to bid on me, you must be a lesbian because even straight men want me.

Right here sexy.