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 Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:27 pm
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Description Section:
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Character Name: Chuck Norris
Race: Norris
Alignment: Lawful Good. Which law? His law.
Deity: Himself
Size: Whatever he chooses at the time
Age: ∞
Gender: The Malest ever
Height: Whatever he chooses
Weight: Whatever he chooses
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Skin: White
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Languages Section
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Class and Level Section
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Main Class and Level: Chuck Norris/20 and a half
Secondary Class and Level: Norrismancer/20
Tertiary Class and level:
EXP: ∞
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Ability Scores Section
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Strength: Chuck Norris’ Str is undefined/∞
Dexterity: Chuck Norris’ is too fast to be seen/∞
Constitution: Chuck Norris takes jogs on the sun/∞
Intelligence: Chuck Norris’ intelligence knows no bounds/∞
Wisdom: Same goes for his Wisdom/∞
Charisma: Everyone likes Chuck Norris…Or else/∞
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Stats Section
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HP: You don’t wanna know
AC: Don’t bother
Damage Reduction: ∞
Speed: ∞
Touch Armor Class: ∞
Flat-Footed Armor Class: ∞
Initiative: +∞
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Saving Throws Section
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Fortitude: ∞
Reflex: ∞
Will: ∞
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Feats Section
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- Chuck Norris: This feat grants one the ability to be Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris Racial)
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Special Abilities Section
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- Chuck Norris Beard: Conceals weapon, Grants +∞ Intimidate Skill
- Considered armed even when unarmed (Chuck Norris Racial)
- Chuck Norris: He’s Chuck Norris
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Spells Section
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Spell Save:
Domain/Specialty School: (If you don't have one, put none)
Level 0:
- I AM CHUCK NORRIS: Win instantly
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Combat/Weapons Section
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Base Attack Bonus: +∞
Grapple: Chuck Norris doesn’t grapple, he squeezes you till you explode
Weapon (Slot 1): Fists of Chuck Norris
-Attack Bonus (∞)
-Damage 100d20
-Critical x∞
-Range: Global
-Type: Chuck Norris
-Weight: 0
-Other Notes: Cannot be dropped, can be used only by Chuck Norris
Ammunition (Type 1): MUSCLES
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Defense/Armor Section
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Spell Resistance: ∞
Arcane Spell Failure Total: 0%
Armor/Protective Item: Chuck Norris Skin
-Type Skin
-AC Bonus +∞
-Max dex +∞
-Check Penalty : There’re no penalties for Chuck Norris
-Spell Failure: Chuck Norris doesn’t fail
-Speed: ∞
Weight: 0
-Special Properties: Skin of Chuck Norris can only be worn by Chuck Norris
Shield/Protective Item: MUSCLES
-AC Bonus ∞
-Weight 0
-Check Penalty What did I say about penalties
-Spell Failure 0
-Special Properties Chuck Norris Muscles never take damage…ever
Protective Item (Slot 1):
-AC Bonus
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Protective Item (Slot 2):
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Possessions Section
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Possessions:
- Chuck Norris needs only Chuck Norris to survive.
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Light Load:
Medium Load:
Heavy Load:
Lifts Over Head (Equals Max Load):
Lift off Ground (2x Max Load):
Push or Drag (3x Max Load):
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Wealth Section
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CP:
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GP: Chuck Norris doesn’t need money
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Property owned:
- The World
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Mercenaries/Servants/Workers Hired:
- All people everywhere
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:33 pm
Didn't he lose to Bruce Lee? I mean you can only be so much of a min maxing munchkin before the DM PC has to put you down. (Here comes the fire please be gentle, I mean you did go there...)
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:46 pm
Chiron Of Light Didn't he lose to Bruce Lee? I mean you can only be so much of a min maxing munchkin before the DM PC has to put you down. (Here comes the fire please be gentle, I mean you did go there...) He did. That's why it is not physically possible to put Bruce Lee on a character sheet blaugh
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:13 pm
SI_L_EXE Chiron Of Light Didn't he lose to Bruce Lee? I mean you can only be so much of a min maxing munchkin before the DM PC has to put you down. (Here comes the fire please be gentle, I mean you did go there...) He did. That's why it is not physically possible to put Bruce Lee on a character sheet blaugh Touche. Your point is both valid and impressive.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:03 pm
Maybe it was all a lie, the movie was an illusion and made us think Bruce Lee killed him. Even if Chuck Norris was killed he would just raise from the dead and kick Bruce Lee's tired a**, but they were too lazy to make anymore sequals.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:05 pm
MooseyFate117 Maybe it was all a lie, the movie was an illusion and made us think Bruce Lee killed him. Even if Chuck Norris was killed he would just raise from the dead and kick Bruce Lee's tired a**, but they were too lazy to make anymore sequals. Or it could be... THAT BRUCE LEE TRAINED CHUCK NORRIS. Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris... So much so that people respect him too much to try this kind of thing.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:15 pm
Chuck Norris > Bruce Lee
Why?
Bruce Lee Doesn't like this date: July 20, 1973
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:15 pm
Here's a question If you had to choose one or the other to round out an oriental themed party which would you choose?
Here is another question, What pop culture Icon would be the best sword fighter of all time?
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:16 pm
*Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity!
There. He has been owned.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:45 pm
Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction?
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:46 pm
SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction? All started by Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:49 pm
Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction? All started by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris realizing someone has attempted to super poison him casts I AM CHUCK NORRIS to avoid any and all damage...forever
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:53 pm
SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction? All started by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris realizing someone has attempted to super poison him casts I AM CHUCK NORRIS to avoid any and all damage...forever Too bad the poison doesn't cause damage, it just allows muscle to accumulate fat more rapidly, and for him to grow fat enough to cancel out most of his abilities!
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:56 pm
Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction? All started by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris realizing someone has attempted to super poison him casts I AM CHUCK NORRIS to avoid any and all damage...forever Too bad the poison doesn't cause damage, it just allows muscle to accumulate fat more rapidly, and for him to grow fat enough to cancel out most of his abilities! Chuck Norris' Muscles eliminate fat at a rate of all per second.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:06 pm
SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe SI_L_EXE Dragon HighLord Flambe *Slips poison into Chuck Norris's wine* DC save infinity + infinity for every infinity save = infinity X Three = Tripinity! There. He has been owned. Is it me or does Tripinity sound like it should Trippinity which sounds like it could be the next big drug addiction? All started by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris realizing someone has attempted to super poison him casts I AM CHUCK NORRIS to avoid any and all damage...forever Too bad the poison doesn't cause damage, it just allows muscle to accumulate fat more rapidly, and for him to grow fat enough to cancel out most of his abilities! Chuck Norris' Muscles eliminate fat at a rate of all per second. The poison stops that effect, and makes his muscles do the Waltz instead.
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