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Sander Cohen92 Report | 07/29/2009 11:13 pm

Sander Cohen92 Report | 07/29/2009 11:11 pm

ZOMBEH KILLING SPREE!!!!!!!

xX SPRIGGS Xx Report | 06/22/2009 1:00 pm

xX SPRIGGS Xx Report | 06/11/2009 1:16 pm

i dare ya to take it in the pooper IF YAH CAN!!

xX SPRIGGS Xx Report | 05/19/2009 11:33 am

i hope you have a wonderfull day!!!

a wonderfull day of taking it in the butt and giving blowjobs for 5 bucks an hour in the bathroom stalls in the olive garden > biggrin

xX SPRIGGS Xx Report | 05/02/2009 11:34 am

you got owned

xX SPRIGGS Xx Report | 04/29/2009 5:18 pm

Sander Cohen92 Report | 12/25/2008 9:35 am

To whom it may concern,



This is an automated message created by yours truly, Jesus M. Christ. I am here to automate you and automated message about having a happy holiday. Whether you be Atheist, Bábiac, of the Bahá'í Faith, Christian, Catholic, Protestant, Gnosticic, Christian Gnosticic, Islamic, Jewish, Rastafarian, Sabian, Samaritan, Satanist, Ayyavazhic, Buddhist, Hindu, Jainick, Sikhick, Confucius, Shinto, Taoist, Voodist, Witch, or even in the case of Kwanza, Black. Christmas is the one time of year where we can all come together to plot on how to fight back the masses of the zombie hordes among us... some of which named kyle Johnson, some of which named Bryan Carr. The point here is... no matter what skin color you are, or religion you are, Santa loves ya, as for me, I can not say the same thing. So enjoy the 25th of December, the holiest of days if you believe in the birth of Santa, or those crazy 8 days if your the Jewish type who likes to burn candles with oil in a medal trophy, or if you celebrate Kwanzaa which I'm not sure what the point is there. This message did take about 15 minutes to write because I had to wiki the worlds religions. I hope you enjoyed the list and found your belief on there. Well... I believe I've taken more than enough of your time by making you read this, but whatever. Back to World of Warcraft... someones gotta show Ozzy who's the Prince of Darkness, and it's gonna be me. Sure he did solo Arthas which is a 40-man raid but that's besides the point. A lvl 70 Blood Elf mage can kick his !@#% so %@#^$*! hard! Well then I bet I just ruined the letter so I'm done rambling, and ranting, and whatever. Reply or don't, 'tis your choice. Remember this is automated and your not special for receiving it, so quit smiling. BTW... mage isn't in the dictionary for some reason if you type it up on Firefox, lulz.



-The son of your God,

Jesus M. Christ

Mechanical Strawberries Report | 12/13/2008 11:23 pm

Haha, thanks.

Wings of Gravity Report | 12/13/2008 11:16 pm

so im going to do what everyone else has done

and comment you on your badass sig

im so original