Who? Me?
I guess I'll go by Haru. I'm entirely too laid-back, write dumb stuff and laugh and things I probably shouldn't laugh at.
Quote Book
"Necrophelia is the best form of birth control."-the coolest person ever
"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves"-Johnny the Homocidal Maniac
*Scares Me*-a russiam
"Aww! I'm gonna scare you too. I'm gonna come out of the closet!"
"That's not scary. I saw that comming."-a state
"When Z-Day comes, I swear to God, I will not be the one who stays behind and sacrifices himself."-the TRUTH
"Would you like a hint?"-Axel
"YES!YES! GOD YES! GIVE ME THE FREAKIN HINT!"-Me
"No."-Sora
"Woah! That last sentance gave me shivers!" a teacher
"You're welcome." me
"I met this guy the other day, he's was funny." a friend
"He has to die." -me
"Excuse me, can you reach that milk for me?"-a stranger
"Uh...sure."-me
"It was really far back there."
"Thank you."
"What?"
"That wasn't right at all was it?
"What time is it?"- a person
*walks away*
"This is my friend, bob."-anyone
*dies inside* -me
"This lettus, is it crisp? IS IT CRISP GODDAMMIT?!" JTHM
"Your face is Dayabatto!"-blood
"THAT DOSN'T MEAN ANYTHING!"-me
"Were're watching some movies for Halloween."
"What kind?"-me
"Were goth, were're not gonna watch The Notebook.-the coolest person in the world
"Look! A bunny! Ima get it!"-me
"NO STOP! THEY CAN READ YOUR MIND!"-my niece
Twoacorn-n., a breed of unicorn that has two horns for ears and, being unable to hear, screams like a dying sheep.
Pyropedonecrohomobeastiality-n., making love to gay dead puppies on fire
"Oh My God! I stepped on some dust! *sob*" -blood, inpersonating a russian
Iligiment-adj., something so stupid, it makes no sense
Unrisible-adj., unfunny
Macabre-n., dealing with death, of death
Amalgimation-n., a mixture
"LOOK! It's Blaxle!"~Me
"Axel gave me candy!"
"Was it HARD candy?"
"...It was a sucker..."
~Me and Someonesnamewhoistoolongtotipe
"Does Aneem make Death Note?"~My father
"What is Yay-Oi(yaoi)?"~My hypothetical mother
"YU-GI-OH!"~Rave DJ
"Deadly Serious."~BB
" I am a writer of the macabre, as opposed to a revolver, I use a sharpened pencil to displace my brains. I gently squeeze the trigger and splatter the page with metaphor."~Curtis Rx
"Why do you have a pot leave stapled to your forehead?"
"I don't have a pot leave stapled to my head."
"No, not you, I'm talking to the kid with a pot leaf stapled to his forehead."
~Generic Teenager in the Hallway
"Why is everything in 3D?"
"Um...it's life? ...OH! You meant movies!"
~Me and a State
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I feel like you would enjoy that chatterbox with me.
That's usually where I spend my time.