About
Hey My Name Is Jo, and don't you forget it.Soon enough you'll be seeing it up in lights.
Ok lets get right to the point...
a telemarketer once said to me on the phone
asking me if I want a plasma screen tv
I'll probably make you smile alot because I am just the right person to talk to if you have a problem
I can make you laugh and cry and of course smile.
Some stuff about me:
I sing random songs
I smile to much
I can talk for hours about nothing
I am highly afraid of sharks
I love cameras the make me happy
I have a huge crush on Joel Wood
I love owls
I sign my name after every post
I care about my friends to much
I am afraid of my teachers fuzzy jacket
I post lots of things in my journal
and much more if you want to know more about me please comment or message me
I LOVE YOU
SCREW GLOBAL WARMING!
MY WORD OF THE DAY: "TOODLES!"
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops
Oh, what a rain that would be !
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide.
Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops
Oh, what a rain that would be.
If all the snowflakes were candybars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be.
I'd stand outside with my mouth open wide.
Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah - Ah
If all the snowflakes were candybars and milkshakes
Oh, what a snow that would be.
STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"
10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
11. Swat at flies, which don't exist.
12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
13. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
15. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
16. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other pas sengers.
17. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
19. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of drugs.
always sleep in cute pajamas you never know who you'll meet in your DREAM
MAkE.PeAcE.NoT.WaR
Got a problem with me
solve it
Think I am trippin
tie my shoes
Can't stand me
then sit back down
Can't face me
then turn around
ImUnique*
If u copy me your n.o.t
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