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By the Divine Love of God, we were suppose to be in Heaven!But...
Because of the wicked word itself, we are Sinned!
So in the other hand, God is JUST!
So he must punish Sin!!!!
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3 guys die in a boat accident and when they get to heaven
St.Peter appears and says: hey! ur gonna love it here! its great, no pain, no worries. but one thing...dont step on a duck...
3guys surprised kay!
so they walk in and just everywhere duck ducks and more ducks! so the 1st guy is talking not payin attention and steps on a duck...
St.Peter appears and says: ...i warned ya man...
-poof- an ugly old wart ridden hag appears and he handcuffs him too her and says: now u gotta spen eternaty with her...
the two guys ar thinkin: man... i dont want tht to be me! so the 2nd guy goes 2 weeks without steppin on a duck and he gets startled and steps on a duck
St.Peter is right there saying the same thing so the last guy is convinced he MUST NOT step on a duck...about a year goes by and he hasnt stepped on a duck... St.Peter appears with this beautiful blonde and handuffs him to her and
he says: what did i do to deserve this?!
the blonde said: i dont know about u...but i stepped on a duck...
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