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Micheal The Assassin on 08/26/2021

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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. " like if u can read this

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ******** way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a*****e."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS because in The Bible it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven.This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it on your profile.God will smile at you heart: heart heart heart

MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, put this in your profile


SIGNS OF YOU IN LOVE: ELEVEN You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other People around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're Looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your Mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you Didn't notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently Laughing at yourself.


WHAT A KISS MEANS: -Kiss on the Upperchest; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; We're cute together . -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; I want you, now. -Kiss on the Shoulder; Your perfect. -Kiss on the Lips; I think like you. WHAT A GESTURE MEANS: -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; Your fun. -Holding you tight pressed against eachother; I want you. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I like you, for who you are. -Playing with Hair; Let's fool around. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice: Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in love.


Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY smile We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.. Let us pay for you! dont 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily.. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful' i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; ) Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys put this on ur pro if you agree. Girls put this on ur pro if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

1. Hold your breath. ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this. ♥ 3. Still holding your breath. ♥ 4. If you made it, you're a good kisser

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Raven Crimson Report | 04/24/2012 8:09 am
Raven Crimson
Srry for random comment....
But if MonAmourAssassin is your SECRET LOVER, and u says it on ur profile... then it isent very secret anymore.....
McLuvinYourGirl Report | 01/02/2012 6:00 pm
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I THINK IM GAY AND IM PROUD TO BE A GAY PEERSSOONN heart heart heart heart heart heart
Ariana Vampyra Report | 07/29/2011 12:46 am
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Ariana Vampyra Report | 07/29/2011 12:32 am
Ariana Vampyra
xD haha I could totally read the first part of your about me. Where the letters arent in order. That is so crazy.
Sexi_Sakura_333 Report | 07/24/2011 10:05 pm
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thanks for buying
Silent Bleeding Report | 07/24/2011 4:36 pm
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hai!!! whee 4laugh look at my prof, lex!!! youll heart it!!!! rofl blaugh whee xp
DenkiRai Report | 07/15/2011 5:56 am
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4 what sweatdrop
Oyuno Report | 07/14/2011 5:29 pm
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Thats good to hear whee

oh me im taking summer school to get ahead with credits >w> teehee :3
DenkiRai Report | 07/14/2011 7:17 am
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AWESOME PROFILE !!!!!!!!!!!
Oyuno Report | 07/12/2011 6:47 pm
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I've been good thanks for asking how about yew? = D

Focusing mainly on my summer classes atm xD

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