About Me

Oli Sykes can piss on me anyday.

I'll admit it. I have the worst taste in music.

Basically, I'm as liberal as liberal can get. And no, I don't care if you don't like it.

Ninjas > pirates. End of story.

Vegans are hotter than meat eaters.




I was adopted by the family I live with now. I'm really Alan Rickman's and Billy Corgan's love child.

SODOMY and BESTIALITY = the two best words in the English language. Don't even argue it.

Tell me a ***** joke I haven't heard. I'll marry you.

I cry watching, like, every movie. I can't help it. Seriously, I cry at ******** everything.



Also, I say the words like, totally, and dude alot. Please don't make fun of me for it.

Turn on's include: smokers, tattoos, piercings(namely snake bites), nihilists, environmentalists, tight jeans, musicians, glasses, hip and collar bones, dyed hair, pigeon toes, and awkwardness.

Turn off's include: body hair and oder, and closed mindedness.

The name is Nellie, yes, like the rapper (you're not original or funny pointing it out,) don't spell it wrong, I won't like you.