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OK this thing is for stating crap about yourself and im only saying this because as im writing this im trying to think of something interesting to say...I guess one thing i could state is that im not the one whos bringing sexy back cause i wasnt aware the sexy ever left. im trying to come up with more clever stuff to say and i dont really think anything can beat the sexy back comment. unless i said your mom couldnt beat my sexy back. what with all the hair and backne (jk i dont have any of those... akward). since i dont know what else to write i guess ill just list some interesting facts:
1. chewing gum whilst cutting an onion will keep you from crying
2. the chance that youd wint he lotery is the same chance of getting mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day so if you win the lotery are you really lucky?
3. im pretty positive the top thing searched on google is "why is my poop green?" (if you dont belive me type into the google search bar "why" and look at the suggestions. the first thing on the list is the most searched thing.)
4. 300 people die of falling in the shower a year.
5. 625 people die from getting struck by lightning a year but i think that more people die from donkey related incidents. (i know what is the world coming to that your pet donkey could possibly be a lethal weapon).
6. there are songs called "i am not a whore" and "smell my d**k"
7. my foot is completly numb right now
8. "spankin" is the knew word
Glad I could enlighten you people.
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By the way, get well soon!!