The thing you're reading to try to get to know me in under 2 minutes

I have been trapped on Gaia for years
I love my dog more than anything
I am ******** random
I have a very dark and crass sense of humor
I am a sad smol bean
I swear a lot
I'm awkward as hell
I'm spoken for
I pop on here every now and again
I'm too old to be on this ******** site rofl