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my name is 2ollux captor.ii am ape2hiit banana2 at computer2, and ii know all the code2. all of them. ii am the unchallenged authoriity on apiiculture networkiing. and though all my friiend2 recogniize my unparalleled achiievement2 a2 a totally 2iick hacker, ii feel liike ii could be better. iit's one of a number of thiing2 ii 2ort of beat my2elf up about for no very good rea2on duriing 2poradiic and debiiliitatiing biipolar mood 2wiing2. ii have a penchant for biifurcatiion, iin logiic and iin liife. my mutant miind ii2 hounded by the p2ychiic 2cream2 of the iimmiinently decea2ed. my vii2iion2 foretell of the planet'2 loomiing anniihilatiion, and yet unliike the typical siightle22 prophet of doom, ii am giifted wiith vii2iion twofold.
iii have developed a new game, adapted viia code par2ed from therune2 and glyph2 in an anciient underground temple. ii beliieve the game two be the 2alvatiion of my race, though ii am not 2ure how yet. two en2ure 2ucce22, ii wiill diistriibute the game two two teams of friiend2, a red team and a blue team. ii wiill lead the latter group. my trolltag ii2 twiinarmageddon2 and ii tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p.
anyway, ii have two go play that new game ii mentiioned earliier. 2tiick around, ii don't miind. ju2t don't, under any circum2tance2, eat the miind honey. the con2equence2 are hiighly unplea2ant.
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began pestering you [YOU] at 11:47.
I really appreciate it.
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