Dueling Turtles Inc. (Tm)
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Gender: Male
Birthday: 10/31/1990
"That shield you try to block my attacks with is only a momentary reprieve between when my first blow breaks your arm and when I put my club through your face."
-Turtleclub the Shieldbreaker lord of the Turtle Islands
I am the hunger.
I am the oak in the bloody forest of war.
I can eat a mountain of flesh and not burst.
I can beat ten dragons with not but my hands.
I can survive one hundred wounds and not die.
I can sack a thousand cities and not be stopped.
And when my army marches the earth itself quakes.
This I tell you free of charge, be not against me
when it does, for my allies are as vast as the ocean
and as strong as the Mountains of Mourn.
I Am Turtleclub the Shieldbreaker
Its all about the game and how you play it.Its all about control and if you can take it.Its all about your debt and if you can pay it.Its all about the pain and whos gonna make it.
Kill them with swords,kill them with lances and spears,Kill them with arrows from your bow.Kill their warriors,kill their woman and children,their elderly and sick,Kill their hounds, cattle, and sheep.But most of all,Kill with pleasure.
There is no problem that cannot be solved with cannons.
The gods favor armies with the most disciplined infantry, fastest cavalry, surest archers and greatest generals
The appearance of the law must be upheld...especially while its being broken.
"What are you going to say?""What every man with two dicks says when his tailor ask 'do you dress to the right or the left?'"."and whats that?""Yes"
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
A good commander does not take risks. He waits for his opponent to do so.
Some may question your right to destroy 10 million people. Those who understand realize that you have no right to let them live either.
As a species we are fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room together, we pick sides, and start dreaming up reasons to kill each other.
A fool sees a tree as a wise man sees it, but does not see all its possibilities.
An idiot cannot hear reason even if a 1000 people speak it.
Some men are not looking for anything logical like money. They cannot be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the monster.
Hero's are remembered but legends never die.
What ever does not kill you, simply makes you...stranger.
"To Isangaurd! Though Isangaurd be ringed and barred with doors of stone; Though Isangaurd be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone, we go, we go, we go to war. To hew the stone and break the door; for bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars- we go to war. To lead of gloom and tramp of doom, roll of drum we come, we come; to Isangaurd with doom we come, we come, with doom we come, we come, we come" March of the Ents
"Fantasy abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters."
"Tell me not of avatars. Show me not your proof that yours is the 'True God'. I grant you your beliefs without question and without judgment, for, if you grant me what is in my heart then such tangible evidence is errelevent."
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Destruction is the work of an afternoon. Creation is the work of a lifetime
What are we but lesser peices of our parents ramshackled together into one beautiful human mess
No. Never compromise. Even in the face of Armoggedon.
To look for truth find the deepest, bottomless pit and find its end. There you will find "Truth"
Hard work may pay off in the long run, but laziness always pays off right now
"Axes flash, broadsword swing,Shining armour's piercing ringHorses run with polished shield,Fight Those Bastards till They YieldMidnight mare and blood red roan,Fight to Keep this Land Your OwnSound the horn and call the cry,'HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!'"
"There is more than meets the eye"
‘In optimism we find the means to achieve victory.’
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm ... As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
You were not born a winner, and you were not born a loser. You are what you make yourself be.
Don't take life to seriouly because you'll never get out alive
The measure of a man�s real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
we are born in others pain And perish in our own.
There is a fate worse then blindness. Knowing that your eyes are fine, and the horror that there is no world around for you to see.
Long Distance Friend
Carnage Buddy
Warrior Ally
Alternative Personality
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. Its the transition that is troublesome.
If your going to hit someone, it should be so hard that he does not get up again
I am the desperate. I am the losing side of a war. I am the last ditch attempt in a already lost game. I am all that never was, all that never could be. I am the spirit of the underdog, and I will not be crushed.
God is great, Beer is good, and People are crazy
A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicy animals, and you know it!
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
"When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you."
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."
"When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him."
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough, and liked it, never really care for anything else."
"The healthy man does not torture others. Generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers."
"A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses. It is an idea that possesses the mind."
"Evil is always unspectacular and alway human. And shares our bed...and eats at our table."
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world, remains and is immortal."
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe."
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel."
"Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it."
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
"It's not so important who starts the game, but who finishes it."
"Remember that all through history, there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they seem invincible. But in the end, they always fall. Always."
"There is not a righteous man on Earth who does what is right and never sins."
"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself."
"He who controls others may be powerful but he who has mastered himself is mightier still."
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do."
"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."
"Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He's simply the acceptable face of invading realities."
"The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.”
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered."
We must die to one life before we can enter another
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay
"We are all brothers under the skin, and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."
...for he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
"Delay is the deadliest form of denial."
“Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call destiny.”
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."
"Dieings a day worth living for."
Hope is a denial of reality. It's the carrot held in front of the mule plodding forward.
First day, they come andcatch everyone.Second day, they beat usand eat some for meat.Third day, the men are allgnawed on again.Fourth day, we wait andfear for our fate.Fifth day, they return andit's another girl's turn.Sixth day, her screams wehear in our dreams.Seventh day, she grew asin her mouth they spew.Eighth day..., we hated asshe is violated.Ninth day, she grins anddevours her kin.Now she does feast, asshe's become the beast.
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~KaikoChan
had there been something to help me enjoy life, to take the stress and pain away, i may enjoy life. i try day to day, but i find that each and every thing i put my mind to is only a distraction or vent for what builds up.
i would love to sit back and enjoy life,