Amusing things my friends sometimes say
"YOU screw the fish, that sounds too time consuming and slippery"
"I was trying to do a TIARA!!!
"Not drunk, It's gravity!"
"Oh kitty, please don't leave!"
"No one understands me, I just want people to be happy"
"You are the n****e master!"
"Um, guys, if you can believe it, I'm having trouble finding my n****e..."
"I'm having really much fun!!"
"Thats not a secret, that's you sucking on my face"
"purple, blue boobies are great!"
"ill kill you with my evil chopsticks of dooooooom!!!"
"like dot, not feather"
"its a baby daddy.... whee!!!"
"its like i always say, wash rinse repeat"
"no really, she does always say that"
"my stepdad is a commie"
"no it was just a twitch of my eye"
"it gives a whole new meaning to butt head..."
"I was trying to do a TIARA!!!
"Not drunk, It's gravity!"
"Oh kitty, please don't leave!"
"No one understands me, I just want people to be happy"
"You are the n****e master!"
"Um, guys, if you can believe it, I'm having trouble finding my n****e..."
"I'm having really much fun!!"
"Thats not a secret, that's you sucking on my face"
"purple, blue boobies are great!"
"ill kill you with my evil chopsticks of dooooooom!!!"
"like dot, not feather"
"its a baby daddy.... whee!!!"
"its like i always say, wash rinse repeat"
"no really, she does always say that"
"my stepdad is a commie"
"no it was just a twitch of my eye"
"it gives a whole new meaning to butt head..."
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