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Like...hi! So the other day, one of my friends told me, "Your shoes are dirty!" so I like looked down, and I was like... "No way!" And I was like, so sad, because like...I had just bought those shoes. And my friends were like, "Oh my gosh, you totally need to clean those," so then I was like, "I know!" and I was going to like, wash them in my sink, but my friends told me not to. And I was like, so angry.I mean like, it's none of their business to stop me from washing my shoes in my sink, right? So like, I told them, "What the totally are you guys thinking? Back off," and they were like, "But you need to wash your shoes in the washing machine," and I was like, "Shut the totally up." I mean, who are they to tell me where to wash my shoes?
So like, I washed them in the sink, and they had the nerve to give me bleach to use for it! I mean, do they WANT me to ruin my fingers? So I was like, "Get the totally away from me, you totally-tards," and I washed them with my hand soap, because like CLEARLY you need to use hand soap to wash shoes, and they were like, "You need to stop being so pushy!" and I was like, "Back off." So I washed my shoes, and like they were so clean after that!
My friends kept saying, "Like...there are still stains," but I told them "Shut the totally up," because like, who are THEY to tell me if my shoes have stains? I mean, like really? So they kept pointing out that when I walked, my shoes squeaked because they like, had water in them, and I was like, "Shut up before you get slapped in the face," because clearly they didn't know what they were talking about.
LOL. I totally showed them. Teach them not to tell me how to wash my totally shoes. They left me alone after that, those totally-tards. I mean, using a WASHING MACHINE? LOL. Freaking tards. They need to back off before they get slapped in the face...with my hand, right! LOL. I'm so funny I scare myself.
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