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I toki, i slips in and outs of Diabetic comas cause i eats too much candy, but oh well.
I is the Rhythym guitarists and second fastest guitar player in the worlds for the most metals band in the world, Dethklok! We smash you face in!
So ummmm, yeah , I come from an abandoned village near lillehammer, Norways, and i hates my parents. Whenever theys around, i always freeze up and don'ts moves. I really hates its.
As far as ekwipments go, i uses a Gibson Flying V's Guitars, EMG pickup, and whatever Skwisgaar hand downs to me.
Some things i likes are candy, my guitar, my deddy bear, and i loves my model airsplaines. Gotta loves them airplanes, accepts when I accidentally glues my face to the walls....that's is not fun. And i loves clowns, theys my friends because they makes me laugh, like Doctor Rockzo, the Rock and roll clown! But alls my others band mates hates him, i don't knows why, because he really a great guy....oh well....
But...i do hates a lot of things, don't get me wrong. I really hates skwisgaar, he always mean to me...Like how he put me downs, and makes funs of me...a lot. I really hates that too. But he my best friend in the band though, i mean, us both as guitars player we has something in common, unlike murderface, or pickle. I hate driving too, its scary. It makes me and Skwis scared, like little chikkens.
Another things i hates is children. I wish they all dead. A lot.
And it also pisses me off how i never get on the Dethklok minute, because i has nothing special because all my awards are children award...i really wish those childrens would die....and I also hates it that i has to be the cutesy guy in the band...i Means, why cants i drinks like Pickle? Or why can't i screw sluts? But nooooo, you have to be the childrens roalmodles (or however you spells its)
man, i really wish they childrens would just dies...
but yeah, I toki, and even though i second fastest player, you won't even be able to catch up to my awesome skills! Hahahahaha! One day i be the best players evers!!!
...I hope Skwisgaar doesn't rape me for sayings that...
I ******** rock at DDR!
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