prologue

name's Nick.
i'm 18 and i'm boring.
i'm a big mean jerk who's incredibly socially awkward and has no direction in life.
i make a hobby out of creeping myself out.
i also doodle sometimes.
i like fruit and sandwiches. (but woman-kitchen jokes are really lame go put bengay on your nuts)
i'm inappropriate. vvv
i like boobs and butts. also scruffy man faces.
i sit on my a** all day doing nothing.
i'm probably no fun to talk to. i mean, you can try if you want. i won't mind or anything.
i'm 18 and i'm boring.
i'm a big mean jerk who's incredibly socially awkward and has no direction in life.
i make a hobby out of creeping myself out.
i also doodle sometimes.
i like fruit and sandwiches. (but woman-kitchen jokes are really lame go put bengay on your nuts)
i'm inappropriate. vvv
i like boobs and butts. also scruffy man faces.
i sit on my a** all day doing nothing.
i'm probably no fun to talk to. i mean, you can try if you want. i won't mind or anything.
testimonies from people who must hate their lives
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lol I lol'd at the ghost or whatever in the background of your picture.
surprised
i just came home from a shitty day so that was a nice comment 4laugh
um
the weather sucks here
its overcast
and i cant decide if i should wear my rain jacket or not
sad
hows your weather
wink
random zombie attack your brains are now mine.
the cops are so mean ;A;!!
BUT YOU SAID THE SKIRTS MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY
;c;!!
you just got lisp'd
<3
i molest your profile
IT IS NOW SUFFICIENTLY TAINTED
<3