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I am Paces, yes, the one and only Paces. I go by a lot of names, like Ryan, Ultimate, and, of course, America. I love commas, as you can see.I was born long, long ago, but my documented birth was July 4, 1776. When I first used my vote, I voted for Hoover. That was a mistake. I've learned that and have come to the realization that Mitt Romney is the best person for you and me. Communists, Socialists, Nazis, Anarchists, Liberals, and, of course, Log Cabin Republicans spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
I am El Presidente of the EMS. Everybody loves me and my ideas.
Vote Paces president of the Free World in '28.
I am the biggest Jeff Gordon fan. I know, every fan says that. Doesn't mean I ain't. I'm a Hendrick fan through and through, except I secretly hate Jimmie Johnson because I blame him for Jeff's failure to recapture a championship. Kyle Busch and Casey Mears are obviously my next two favorite drivers. I am a NASCAR-aholic. I daydream about it. I live it.
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