'The Purple Sage opened his mouth and moved his tongue
and so spake to them and he said:
'The Earth quakes and the Heavens rattle; the beasts of
nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart;
volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes
ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains.
Indeed do many things come to pass.
--Lord Omar Khayaam Ravenhurst, K.S.C.,
'The Book of Predictions.' The Honest Book of Truth

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Pie Solves Everything!

'Two things come from a hen's rear end:
Eggs and Poop.
Two things from the same hole.
Remember that.'