Inevitably, for the sake of his own safety and the safety of others, some thug will first issue him tickets, and should he refuse this extortion, they will bash down his door, electrocute him repeatedly, twist and bruise his arm, destroy his ego, drive him to the ground, and throw him into a cell where he is likely to be stabbed, beaten, or anally raped.
In the name of safety.
in the mausoleum
now the onion just needs to write an article about how they are being put out of business by reality.
I'd love to know why people like you still exist today... why is that? Why do you still exist? Shouldn't you be dead by now? Are you alive still to do this day because of cowardice?
* send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10
Min.
And something good will happen.
Because you read this you will get kissed on
Friday.BREAK IT and your crush will ask someone else out.
Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
Ever,if you don't send this to at least 10 people,
By at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the rest
Of you life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed
On Friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
Sent it to your TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this
To 15 people in 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and you crushes name will appear << IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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Me thinks so...