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AAAAaahhhhh...Now that the cosmic control tape is within my grasp, this avatar will do everything I want perfectly the first time through, and you know, while I was on the toilet last night, I came up with this little plan, and I thought you all, like, might wanna play it out for me.
Anyway! In case you FURBALLS haven't heard of me, I AM Techno Destructo, and I can out fight, out ********, or out fart any of you lame a** rock and roll stars. That's because I came from beyond Jupiter, beyond Venus, and that's WAAAAY past your a**s buddy. And I came from there with a mission, and that mission was to make GWAR leave their decadent rock lifestyle, to join me and the Master in a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies.
Unfortunatly, GWAR managed to slay the master and kick my robobutt a few years ago! But no matter, I am already devising a new plan for our return!
GWAR WILL SERVE THE MASTER, OR GWAR WILL DIE.
Well I'm the walking nightmare with a megachip brain,
a megaton buffer to forever end your pain!
When it comes to takin' life, I'm the cosmic leach!
I'll make WWIII look like sunday at the BEEEEEECH!
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Btw - Great Techno Destructo cosplay. x3;