About

My name is Jack Delmoso. Well, not really, but my real name is none of anyone's business. I mean, what with all the ominous warnings not to give out personal info to the big bad predators that lurk the alleys of Cyberspace, it's quite understandable that I would make up a name (I really did it because I don't like my own name -- but let's pretend I'm a safe, responsible person razz ). I don't like talking about myself (it makes me feel like an egomaniac) so, long story short:

I'm an atheist (secular humanist, to be exact). I'm gay, though you couldn't tell by looking at me. I will run only a Unix OS if at all possible.
I'm single. I'm a Mexican flight attendant living in Betelgeuse, Milky Way Galaxy, which is actually contained in American Samoa (The space images are a coverup by the Girl Scouts of America; they use supernova dust in their cookies) with my betta fish, two cats, and a dog in a house that miraculously is not the scene of a brutal animal murder every time I leave. In my free time, I work as a tour guide in Miami. My job description: Lead Unsuspecting Tourists Into Dangerous Neighborhoods Then Leave Them To Fend Off A Drug Dealer, Two Wannabe Gangsters, And An Old Bag Lady. You can see why it's difficult for me to fill out job applications. I enjoy trivia; word games; maths; debate on any issue; anything to do with computers, especially web design, programming, and networking; and writing comedy. I like any music but rap and this drek we call modern country. I'll watch a movie if it isn't a cheesy romance comedy. I'll watch any TV show that's not on a public access channel when I should be in school. I'll read anything but that type of second-rate, deathly boring fantasy you see sometimes (you know what I'm talking about) and romance (can't stand it for some reason). I work for Air Mexico as a flight attendant. My favorite phrase is "escoo me."

Come to think of it, I do like talking about myself. No wonder people do it so much.

If you want to know more, e-mail me. If you don't, e-mail me anyway. I'm lonely.