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AMERICAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
RUSSAIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Would ignore this
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will send this to all their RUSSAIAN FRIENDS and hope to get it back!! if u get it back u are a real friend