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I'm pretty complex, and I've got lot's of contradictions in my personality like most people. I'm probably more sensitive than I'd like to admit. It takes a while for most people to really get to know me cause I'm pretty guarded about lots of things. If you lick me when I sweat I release a hallucinogenic that makes you see some crazy crap, like rainbows on the moon, and President Bush streaking while playing lawn darts. I enjoy hummus. IF not for certain constraints I would probably get myself a large tub of it and bath it in it. Possible with three very attractive Swedish/French maids who all happen to be triplets. Also sometimes I go off on random tangents just for the fun of it talking about things Like ear babies (babies born out one's ear canal) and transvestite monkeys. Also sometimes my friends only describe me only by my first name, cause they can't really think of how describe me otherwise. So yeah, that's about .000000000000000000182 of who I am.
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The essence of that Steve guy
It has random thoughts, stories, poems, and what ever else I feel like putting in it. As for myself I'm single, pretty damn sexy, and I really can't tell you about me and who I am, that's something you have to find out for yourself by meeting me an
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