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St1tchez

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Location: the state of My Own Buisness in the country of None Of Your's

Occupation: ...? I have a job? Since when?

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Wassup! Looking at my profile cause I'm awseome? Sweet ^-^ lol. Anywho age, name, address, ect. are my own damn buisness. I like anime/manga, drawing, art, music, dancing, meh friends, random stuff and usless information ^-^. Wana be my friend cause im cool? neh go ahead and request not sure if u'll get accepted but message me anytime yall. see ya round! =^w^=

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THEWOLFRIDERFROMHELL Report | 03/20/2008 1:01 pm

True Friendship Is 







None of that Sissy Crap







Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, 







But never actually come close to reality? 







Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 







You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- 







Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 















1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad







like a spider monkey. 







2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 







3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 







4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 







5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 







6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 







7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well







Again. I don't want whatever you have. 







8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness. 







9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 







'because you are my friend'. 















Friendship is like peeing your pants, 







everyone can see it,







But only you can feel the true warmth. 







Send this to 10 of your closest friends, 







Then get depressed because you can only think 







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THEWOLFRIDERFROMHELL Report | 02/27/2008 3:21 am