Birthday: 07/08
Remind me to update my interests.
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so remember to lols a few times a day for thos poor little caption less kittehs
teh jamie
teh cute chels
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
January---------------I stabbed
February--------------I robbed
March------------------I banged
April--------------------I shot
May--------------------I slapped
June--------------------I ran shirtless with
July---------------------I ran naked with
August-----------------I smoked with
September------------I needed
October----------------I kissed
November-------------I killed
December-------------I hugged
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - my boyfriend
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - the trojan man
07 - a hobo
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a toothbrush
12 - a hottie
13 - crack head
14 - a n***a!
15 - a condom
16 - my "boo"
17 - the cookie monster
18 - a sexy B0YY
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a teletubby
26 - a bag of poop
27 - a mop
28 - paris hilton
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 - a mexican
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White ------- because im sexy like that
Black ------- because i love weed
Pink --------- because i still love cheese
Turquoise -- because i like shoelaces
Brown ------ because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple ------- because I'm gay
Grey --------- because i have AMAZING boobs
Other -------- because I'm retarded
Green -------- because that bum stole my taco
Orange ------ because i am a mexican
Red ----------- because I am crazy like that
Blue ---------- because im good in bed
Tye dye ------ because Im a ******** scuba diver
Graphic ------ because the gummy bears raped me
None ---------- because i have a killer six pack!!
my bro
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We joked around about the birthday thing on your profile with neko