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I AM SOAP TARD. THIS IS MY LOVELY PROFILE, SEE? I spend most of my time on the internets.
-I'm 17 and I still don't know what I want to do with my life.
-I'm a lonely loser.
-I like creepy people.
-I'm a filthy attention whore.
-'All your base parodies' make me laugh like a retard.
-I have two cats and two dogs, who I love like my own children.
-Speaking of children, I hate them. Though I am immature most of the time, I despise small children.
-I've been wasting my life on Gaia since May of '04. Whoo.
-Arcanine is my favorite pokemon. Why? Because it is pretty. Yes, I am shallow.
-Kittens, puppies, and every other baby animal makes me squee like a little girl.
-Emo people make me laugh, even though I am emo about 80% of the time.
-Video games are my life. I would die without them.
-Ninjas kick pirates asses any day of the week.
-Creepy/disturbing things amuse me.
-Sock puppets scare me.
-Boobs make me laugh.
-I love Mythbusters. Whoo, Adam. <3
-Jack is the sexiest NPC on Gaia. Gambino comes next.
-The cookie monster rocks.
-Stereotypical gay people make me giggle.
-DO A BARREL ROLL!
-I believe in fairies.
-I believe in paranormal things such as ghosts and aliens.
-I
love Coast to Coast AM
-I love zombies. <3
-Drugs are bad, mkay? Except for LSD~ ;D
-I like touching people.
-I like being creepy.
-Psycho Mantis is the sexiest video game character ever. After Pyramid Head, of course.
-Metroids are adorable. You should hug them.
-Yaoi makes me laugh.
-The majority of the time, I act like this:
-Alan Rickman as Snape makes me want to touch myself. Oh, god!
-ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKE.
If you read all this, Congraturations! You get a cookie. A moldy one.
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