About

The NikTron 5007 is was developed 22 years ago, miles beneath a government warehouse in Florence, Italy. It is fueled primarily by Jack in the Box tacos. Originally, 500 scientists were commissioned to construct the perfect garage door opener, but they foolishly used the blue chip instead of the red chip. A robot was born. Needless to say, chaos ensued. Beakers were broken, labcoats destroyed, calculators demolished. Despite repeated efforts, the unit could not be reprogrammed. Attempts to capture the NikTron 5007 were stifled by state officials, who wanted to study its interaction with a human society. At age 18, the machine upgraded itself to the 9000 series using a box of paper clips and some household grout cleaner. So far, it has shown peaked interest in various forms of art. The machine spends much of its time processing information, and attempting to understand humanity and its society. It has also shown a disproportionate preference of reptiles over people.