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I'm Blake. Accept it, b***h. ;D

Dirty Pictures? ;O
FOOORRMSPRING. ;D
Sexy Sex. ;D
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BOOB. ;D


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Hey, this is Lexi here to hack Blake's profile.
Well let me just say that i love him very much. <3
He is very silly and that is the best thing about him.
He is very sweet, nice, adorable, and wonderful.
Me and him have had some good time's, and some bad.
But whatever happens we're good.
"..We'll try one last time fall to the floor
one more time just to find you." -Mat Kearney
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Hun, your great as a boyfriend and a friend.
Just never forget that, and i will alway's be right here for you,
when you need me. Thank you for being you.
I'm outta here now. I love you Blake/Mr.Fluff. heart
-LexiNicole. <3 dramallama


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Well haaaay there pretty lady (;
And if you’re a guy, please don’t feel offended. I think you’re gorgeous. redface
So anyways, I’m not here to talk about how much I like your face. I’m here for Blakeee, my brutha, who has the most orgasmic face ever…so don’t hate, mkay? 4laugh
And we can fit in his personality and stuff in there too, I guess. :/
But pretty much, this guy sums up the word awesome. ;D Srsly. Who doesn’t like a guy who enjoys Perry? Perry is a sexy beast [but not as sexy as Aladdin and Simba. Js. >.>] And maaaaaaan does he like his cereal. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is his favorite. [It’s the swirls]
And his looks you REALLY can’t deny. But I would just marry his beard. Alone. (; Man, I’m just marrying anyone. I’m such a whore. D: But I can’t marry Blake because that, dearies, is called INCEST and INCEST is only okay, I guess, in The Lion King. xD And if you freaking compare him to that stupid LEECH Edward Cullen, who is really Tinker Bell in disguise, I. Will. Cut. You. Srsly. This is coming from a girl who lives in Washington, the TwiHard State [bleehhh].
But I think we’ve hit that friendship where I should make a poem for you 8D :

“My brutha Blake has 3 tits
You’re kinda jealous cause he’s freaking legit
He’s a sexy stripper, Mr. Fluff, is his name
Best believe he’ll put Miley Cyrus to shame cool
He has a nice looking beard
And he isn’t [that] weird. sweatdrop
So to you, reader, I can’t even lie.
My brutha Blake? Yeah, he’s a heck of a guy. :]”

I might have to write 3 more stanzas because I THINK it sounds just a little uneven…Anyways…I FORGOT TO SAY HOW FUNNY YOU ARE! I’VE FAILED YOU, BLAKE. THE FAILURE DON’T STOP! gonk Does that remind you of a certain song? Jessica Simpson, perhaps? Now that song will be stuck in your head for life and it's all my fault. Ohhhh yeah cool But anyways, brutha, you are just dynamite. Srsly. Like the coyote from “Looney Tunes” needs to borrow from your supply in order to kill that annoying bird. And shizz. I forgot to mention how smart you are. You can count to elevendee without breaking a sweat! ;D
So I’m pretty much done here. Oh, and I heart you brutha. :]
"Can I get a hot tub?"
"No, but, you can get a 5Ok tip in that g-string of yours."
"Ohyes. (;"

♥ Anna

Oh, and P.S. I’ll blush for you one day and you’ll get picture proof. 4laugh


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Heyoo dis be FLAPJACK!! o: hacking CHICKEN LITTLE!! (dun jock that) well as you see he calls me flapjack and only he can so back off and i call him chicken little dun steal that either. anywho chicken little here (blakey) ish da bomb he ish always there for me and he is my bestiest buddeh forever and ever so yea. haha anyways blakey ish an AH-MAZ-INGG guy and if you ever dare to hurt him i will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. got it? k good. he has helped me alot through the times we've known each other and i am so happy i did meet him bc he is the best. anyways i think thats mostly it so ima go hack someone else haha ;D i love chu chicken little<3
-FlapJack ;]

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♥いとおしい♥
~panda goes rawr!~

~Yay! I am finally not being lazy and writing u a hackering 'ack! biggrin Ily! Even if you aren't a platypus anymore v.v Much love to Rocket! Sign her up on EHarmony <3 Don't trust wild forest turtles. Even if they are ninja...Anyways, You is ah-mazing and a suuuuper friend smile Don't chu mess with Blake, cuz I will kick ur a** (virtually?..) or at least send u very wordy HATE MAIL. Be scared. Don't be hatin' on Blake cuz he never hates on anyone except moody Loin~Cloth-ed~Tarzan~Wannabe~Girls. Otherwise, you're good! I know that this is a really short hack (wimpy, even) but Blake begged for one. :3 ily forever blake
Paula xoxo
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Alright. Here is My wonderful hack. (Not Really). Let's start off with how amazing Blake is. He always makes me smile no matter what...I just ********' love him to death. I know I knoww.
He always seems to say the right things.
He is my bestfriend...So don't ********' touch him.
He...is...myy...Perry. MINE! I'm not sharing.
Like yea.
You say I'm beautiful...I'm not.
Blakee...before you met me...I was alright but things weren't going rightt&&Then I fell in love man...I just love it. Lmaoo.
I hate writing hacks so muchh...I fail at themm.
Lmaoo..I love you ninjaturtlee.
All the way<3
~Catie<3

Hacked♥
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Hey, it is Angela Hacking one of my best friends. Wow, what can I say Blakers has blown me away and our long conversations are always great I don’t feel weird saying I flirt and hit on him all the time. He is adorable and quite hot. We shall be married and I shall be Mrs. Chaplin. I touch him all the time!(: I’m glad too say I have known him pretty long now. I don’t judge him no matter what happens. He gives me butterflies all the time no lie. We both watch every show on television like adventure time! (: I can tell him things I have never told people. We have so much in common about our life but so much diffrences. I love this boy so freaking much. He is so sweet and so hard to hate. He makes me feel calm at such hectic times. I love how I can just say blakers now and he go's on gmail like 5 seconds later. He is perfect in every way. He is one of the reasons I come on line and there isn’t many of those. You can make me smile just by seeing your online. He isn’t a downer at all. Most people are like “we have our up’s and down’s” But me and blake never have downs at all (: If you hurt him the slightest bit I will kill you(: He is amazing, chill, and hot. God, Id like to take a shot at that. I feel as if I have explained my feelings enough. Dearst blake, I love you too death and more. Your wife- Angela


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Oh jesus I just hacked you Blakeee(:
Hehe, Blake you're flippin' amazinnn(:
I love you sooo muchh
No one ever could replace my Optimus Primee
I swear if something happens to you again and you're in teh hospital
I might as well kill myself.
I keed I keed ( RayWilliamJohnson) <'3
Heh, you should youtube himmm ;D
Hymmmm, Blakeee I love you sooo friggin' much
No matter what I can trust this adorable guy (:
Love you
-Aleeshaaaa

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O Shyt Jenniboo Is Here To Show Some Love <3333

Where To Start??
Well, My Blakers Is Ahhh- Mazzz-Inggg!!!!
He Is The Apple To My Pie
The Straw To My Berry
The Smoke To My High
The Prince To My Princess
The Sweet Tooth To My Dentist Dentist
The Shoes To My Laces
The Hero To My Sidekick And,
The Heart That I Spill On My Pages!!
Blake Is Sweet , Super Funny, Pretty, Sexxi , Humble , And PERFECT!!
I Am Not Afraid To Say That I Have A Crush On Him ...
Mess With Blake And Ill Kick Your Scronny a**
Blake And I Have Been Though It All

~ Love Jenniboo <333


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Dear,Blake I haven't gave you a nickname yet D: How bout Kick ;O : D

Well Your super duper juper fun to talk to :] Let's have a pj party '.'

Well it's nice to have a nice friend like you

Your super creative,unique,Un-believable,& Impossible to love

I think your cute ! : D Not that i have a crush on you d: Besties dont fall in love with their other haalff

Your very free-spirted jus like me :}

I Lalalalllii dooo You berry much :]

*Peace Your Lovely Bianca ^u^ *