MINESELF~!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity(HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! )
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
(Done it! out of two hundred and thirty cars, two hundred and ten slowed down!! The rest gave me weird looks.....I wonder why! )
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.!
(Done it! My whole class laughed so hard four people, FOUR! Fell out of their chairs. )
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
(Done it! Working too many hours at a fast food restaurant >.<;; )
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
(DONE IT!! OMFG IT WAS HILARIOUS!! )
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
(Not done it yet. )
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
(Do that all the time. Get called a lesbian, so I go and hit on the girls that say that and kiss the boys' girlfriends AND the boys, I AIN'T ASHAMED OF BEIN' BI! )
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
(Done it! Got a weird look then a laugh from the overworked waitress! YES! )
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
(Done it. Got sighed at then told to move to the payout counter. Blahhhh. )
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
(Done it. NObody heard me except on the high notes. I BEAT THE OPERA SINGERS HIGH NOTES!!! )
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
(I'm not that mean. I called a day ahead.)
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
(Hehheheheh done it! Someone thought I was high and another thought I was having a seizure or something! WHOOT FOR TEH CRAZINESS! )
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
(OMFG IT WAS AWESOME!! Hahahahaha! rofl I had EIGHT PEOPLE PANICKING!! And then I got chased by security. )
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
(Mmmmm...nope, haven't done it. Gots no kids!!! )
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Love, Silver
Valen: *grins and offers a wave*
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