About
I was born on Christmas Eve. I lie about my age. I laugh in the face of danger and then I hide until it goes away. My secret power lies in prancing like a magnificent poof. I can tell you why cats smile, for a small fee. I revel in solitude and find strength in lonliness. Spell check is my best friend. I can be entertained for hours with only a bowl full of single serving coffee creamers. I use passive sentences and too many parenthesis. My goals in life are to become a bourgeois dilettante and to find the perfect taco. I'm a card-carrying bibliophile, certified sapophiliac, and borderline Gnostic. I have a horribly morbid sense of humor and find the truly macabre fascinating. That stated, I am also furry and otaku friendly. I'm an avid pedestrian and a double honorary Jew. Once I found a dollar on the street. I know how to make an extra dry martini. The ribauld, risque, and roué all make for good company. New comics make me squee. I ate the legendary Gum-Gum fruit and became King of the Pirates for a day.
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