If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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b) half empty
How i see it:
i see the glass as shatterd
in a million sharp pieces
T.T