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"Hey" everyone. The names runningpugs u dont like it, deal with it ! Im a teen just looking to hang with some interesting people. in reality im queit the gamer, and i luv HOCKEY (best sport there is) if u ask me. ive traveled all around North America, u ask me ive most likely been there. im CANADIAN.No i do not live in an igloo and i dont travel by dog sled.
I also luv animals i have 2 dogs Angus(boy) and Shadow(girl). Angus is a westie and Shadow is a Shlabredor i made the name up, really she is a lab crossed with giant snhnauzer. i also have cat named Charlie.
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*jumps around like a little kid* OMMMG
driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
'I
have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you
She
answers,
My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have
been a
nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just
about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well,
I've always
had
a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that
#1, you have
to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single
and
catholic.'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun
fulfills his
fantasy
with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush. But when they
get back on
the
road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said
the nun, why
are
you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must
confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish. 'The nun says,'That's OK, my name is
Kevin and
I'm
going to a Halloween Party.'
i couldn't stop laughing i'm like crying from laughing so much
Merry Christmas ^^