Classic Quotes
Doctor Who
The Doctor: Well, among other things, I think I just invented the Banana Daquiri a couple of centuries early. Did you know they've never even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.
The Master: Oh, look! You're on TV!
The Doctor: Stop it! Answer me!
The Master: [jovially.] No, really! You're on telly! You and your little band. Which, by the way, is ticking every demographic box, so congratulations on that. Look, there you are! [He chuckles as the TV news claims that the Doctor, Martha and Jack are terrorists.] You're public enemy numbers one, two, and three.
The Master: [commenting on the Teletubbies to the Toclafane] Television, in their stomachs. Now that, is evolution.
Harry Potter
"Funny way to get wizards' to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?"
- Uncle Vernon
"S'up Figgy?"
- Mundungus Fletcher
Stargate SG1
Teal'c: If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire.
O´Neill (is playing golf in the gate room and hits the ball through the gate): How far is this planet?"
Tealc´: "Several billion miles."
O´Neill: "That´s gotta be a record."
Her´ak: "No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced
the likes of what Anubis is capable of."
O´Neill (exasperated): "You ended that sentence with a preposition!
b*****d."
Comander Rigar: "Let us talk about your friend in the wood."
O´Neill: "I have no friends... in the woods or otherwise."
SG entering a village and approaching a group of villagers. One villager looks at Teal´c:
Villager: "He´s a Jaffa!"
Colonel O´Neill: "No... But he plays one on TV!"
Carter: "You blow up one sun and everyone expects you to walk on water.... Next up, parting the Red Sea!"
Sam Carter: "This way, sir. It´s not far."
Jack O´Neill: "Carter. How do you know where to go in a place like this?"
Sam Carter: "I studied the Tok´ra specs of the ship while we were on Vorash."
Jack O´Neill: "You know how to have a good time, don´t you?"
Sam Carter: "Having a good time now, sir."
Jack O´Neill: "You go, girl."
Jack O´Neill: So what´s your impression of Alar?"
Teal´c: "That he is concealing something."
Jack O´Neill: "Like what?"
Teal´c: "I am unsure - he is concealing it."
Convict, to Teal´c: "You are very strong, yes?"
Teal´c: "I am."
Convict: "Maybe you challenge Vishnor, maybe you win. Maybe...I be your friend?"
Teal´c: "Maybe not."
Daniel: "A little less talk a little more shut the hell up."
Daniel: "This tastes like chicken."
Carter: "Whats wrong with it?"
Daniel: "It´s macaroni and cheese."
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I've been reading Tamora Pierce books for AGES now! I love all of them. The Beka and Aly one's are the current favs right now. Beka's definately my fav character.
I've had a look around the Guilds and to my absolute shock and horror have found not one guild dedicated to her!!!!!!
SO... (I realise that this IS rather out of the blue! smile ) I'm collecting donations to start a Guild dedicated to the works of Tamora Pierce. It would contain RP-s, fan art and fiction, discussion forums, contests and so on, basically where we can all have a lot of fun. If there is anyone who would like to sponsor me and this new guild, PM me!
Have a look at my brand new Obernewtyn guild to see what sort of guild I have in mind, and also, naturally, any ideas or guiding comments would be welcome!
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Help me with my quest!
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