All about me......

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Hmmmm... I'll try..............)
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On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Really??? You mean it's free?)
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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What would you say is normal?)
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On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Well, I think I'll eat mine frozen.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Ooops)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? You must be kidding...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But it saves so much time!)
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On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(You hear that kids? No driving!)
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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Isn't that the general idea?)
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On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(better keep that in mind when fixing dinner!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
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• SMILE : ) cause it makes people nervous
•silence is golden, duct tape is silver
•when life gives you lemons, you squirt them in your enemies eyes
•I didn't hit you I simply high fived your face
[br/i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

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spell ur 1st name: Eve
spell it backwards: evE
with ur elbow: eddcve (hmmmm... not quite)
eyes closed: 5ve (so close)
nose: eve (EASY)
chin: eev vedrrr (lol)
toe: deveed (erm no where near)
'People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.'
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...'
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
I ran with scissors, and lived!