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Let me tell you a story.Once, when I was walking... I fell. But this wasn't an ordinary fall,
I fell in the street. I got ran over by an icecream truck. The truck backed up and hit me again. And then it backed up and hit me again. Then I got up, and shot the ice cream man. Muhahahaha.
I took all the free ice cream, and I was walking up a hill, but when I was walking, I got brain freeze. It froze my brain into a coma where I died and got revived as an alien roach, planning to destroy the world. Muahahhahahaha.
The end.
-4/19/07 - When I was about to destroy this puny little planet, I discovered, that if I destoy the planet, I would have no where to live, and we'd all be hobos. So my rain of terror is over.
BUT! I am now, an alien roach pizza delivery girl! So.. well... Here's my very first commerical;
Roach: "HEY KIDS! WHY ARE YOU SLUMPPING AROUND?"
Female Kid#1: "We're bored, and hungry."
Roach: "WELL! GUESS WHAT!"
Male Kid#1: "DID YOU PUT DEODERANT ON LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD?"
Roach: -Blush- "Uhm.. no... but.."
Female Kid#2: "So that's why it smells musty in here.."
Roach: "WELL NEVER MIND THAT! I GOT US SOME PIZZA!"
Kids: "WHAAAAAAAAAT?"
Roach: "YES YOU HEARD ME PIZZA!"
Kids: "HORRAY!" -Takes pizza box-
Male Kid #2: "What is this?"
Roach: "WHY IT'S ROACH PIZZA! IT HAS ROACHES AND SPIDERS AND WORMS FOR TOPPINGS, AND CREAMY CHEESE ALL OVER IT! IT'S ROACHTASTIC!"
Kids: "MMMMMM! WE LOVE YOU ROACH!"
End transmission.
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Yes, this is Mak the.... WTH.