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Rini Hataka Report | 08/19/2010 12:07 am

161 Condom Slogans  





 1) Cover your stump before you hump 


2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 


3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 


4) When in doubt shroud you spout


5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner


6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong


7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it


8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 


9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 


10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 


11) She won't get sick if you wrap your d**k


12) If you go into heat, package your meat 


13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your p***s 


14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 


15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 


16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 


17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 


18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 


19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 


20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 


21) If you really love her, wear a cover 


22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 


23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 


24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 


25) No glove, no love 


26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 


27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 


28) No one likes a horses a**, protect yourself at climax 


29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the c**t 


30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 


31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 


32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 


33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 


34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 


35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 


36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 


37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 


38) After detection sheath your erection


39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 


40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser 


41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 


42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 


43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 


44) House your noodle then release your strudel 


45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 


46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey 


47) Cage that snake then shake and bake 


48) Cover your peter it will be much neater 


49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore 


50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 


51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 


52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 


53) It's not much money to catch your honey 


54) Don't be a fool cover your tool 


55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch 


56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche 


57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 


58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 


59) Contain that sputum before you use him 


60) Restrain your log then plow her bog


61) Glove your pecker before you check her 


62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her 


63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize) 


64) Cover old pete then grind her meat


65) Guard your peter before you meet her 


66) Check your list before you tryst 


67) Wrap your bate before you mate 


68) Can your worm before you squirm 


69) Cover your pipe you dumb a** wipe 


70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard 


71) Bag the mole then do her hole 


72) Cuff your carrot before you share it 


73) Jail your number then call the plumber 


74) Cover your vein then drive her insane 


75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle 


76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink 


77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern 


78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry 


79) Wrap that spout then bore her out 


80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain 


81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge &gt;


82) Shroud your trout then make her shout 


83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky 


84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers 


85) Wrap your spout to catch the tr

Rini Hataka Report | 08/17/2010 9:44 pm

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and ********, and then you disappear."

joycon_BRO Report | 05/20/2010 2:51 pm