A man was driving with his daughter when he got pulled over by the police for speeding.
"Son of a b***h." The man said.
"Daddy, what does b***h mean?" Asked the daughter.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for... policeman."
When the man and his daughter got home the man tripped on the doormat.
"Oh, s**t!" The man said.
"Daddy, what does s**t mean?" The daughter asked.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for... doormat.
"The daughter walked into the kitchen to see her mother cutting the turkey for dinner. The mother cut herself with the knife.
"Oh, ********." The mother said.
"Mummy, what does ******** mean?" Asked the daughter.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for cut.
"The daughter went upstairs to see her father shaving. He cut himself whilst doing this.
"PISS!!" He said.
"Daddy, what does piss mean?" The daughter asked.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for chin.
"There was a knock on the door and the daughter answered it. It was a policeman.
The daughter said:"Oh hello Mr.b***h, come wipe your feet on the s**t, my mum's in the kitchen ******** the turkey and my dad's upstairs shaving his piss."
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"Son of a b***h." The man said.
"Daddy, what does b***h mean?" Asked the daughter.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for... policeman."
When the man and his daughter got home the man tripped on the doormat.
"Oh, s**t!" The man said.
"Daddy, what does s**t mean?" The daughter asked.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for... doormat.
"The daughter walked into the kitchen to see her mother cutting the turkey for dinner. The mother cut herself with the knife.
"Oh, ********." The mother said.
"Mummy, what does ******** mean?" Asked the daughter.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for cut.
"The daughter went upstairs to see her father shaving. He cut himself whilst doing this.
"PISS!!" He said.
"Daddy, what does piss mean?" The daughter asked.
"Oh, erm... it's just another word for chin.
"There was a knock on the door and the daughter answered it. It was a policeman.
The daughter said:"Oh hello Mr.b***h, come wipe your feet on the s**t, my mum's in the kitchen ******** the turkey and my dad's upstairs shaving his piss."
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