Wow, im in a mess heres what happend, the cookie monster saw that my cat's belly look and felt like jell-O so he tride to eat it surprised ( the cat ran away, the cookie monster ran into a hobo and the hobo wanted to marry me I said No and spilt hes heart, then he told the FBI something dome that I like killed elmo but the I only TRIDE to kill elmo thats all, can some one help me???

Its not a penguin its a zombie

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not please its too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.