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yum yum potatoes Report | 01/12/2008 7:55 pm

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!















Text:







Dashing through the sand







with a bomb strapped to my back.







I have a nasty plan







for Christmas in Iraq.







I got through checkpoint A,







but not through checkpoint B.







That's when I got shot in the a**







by the US Military...















[it's not funny!]















Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs







Mine blew up you see.







Where are all the virgins







that Bin Laden promised me?







Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs







U.S. soldiers shot me dead.







The only thing that I have left







is this towel up on my head.















I used to be a man,







but every time I cough,







thanks to Uncle Sam,







my nuts keep falling off.







My bombing days are done.







I need to find some work.







Perhaps it would be much safer







as a convenient store night clerk.















Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs







I think I got screwed.







Don't laugh at me because I'm dead







or I'll kill you...















I KILL YOUOUOU!

dashergirl209007 Report | 01/06/2008 12:29 pm

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cookie_lips9567 Report | 01/05/2008 2:56 pm

When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you.

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________________ 0 _________________ WHATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U . . . SEND THIS TO ALL tHE PPL U LUV 0R FRiENDS U NEVER WANNA LOSE. If you get this back, you are loved -- BiGTiME. =D Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Will Fight Anyone Who ******** Witchu. Send To Ereybody Whose Back you Got And C Who Has Urs There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing and 1 is reading THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug

yum yum potatoes Report | 01/03/2008 2:45 am

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xxXIneffableXxx Report | 12/31/2007 9:13 am

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llGreyscale_Raynboesll Report | 12/30/2007 1:49 am

i suppose so

llGreyscale_Raynboesll Report | 12/29/2007 10:02 pm

o: no one ever replied to me putting that they just ignore it o:

llGreyscale_Raynboesll Report | 12/29/2007 9:42 pm

thnx fer buying

yum yum potatoes Report | 12/28/2007 12:51 pm

ello ^^