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I finally translated this. Be happy. Now! Good. To the ones that aren't familiar with NUMBERS the entries start on one and end on the highest number at the time. If you want to be coherent, you might want to start from the beginning.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 30

The big three oh is here. But, more importantly, so am I. I've been off of Gaia for quite a while. I can't even remember when was the last entry made.

Anyway, let's get down to business.

I'm thinking about making a webcomic. I have some really good ideas and an IT friend that can help me set up the site. Oni (she is a friend I met on Gaia, incidentally) gave me the push I needed to seriously consider this. Let's see how it turns out.

Feels good being back on Gaia.

PluzIV.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 29

Guess who is still not asleep? Yeah. 2:48 AM here.

I've been thinking. Asking rather than thinking, really. Why do humans fancy destruction so damn much? Why can't we work towards a common good? Why can't you embrace me as your God? ...Oh. That's for some other time, never mind. Why do you keep insisting in war and famine and hate and pain? Why can't you love, laugh, cry and help? Why dwell on meaningless things rather than unity and friendship? Why are you all blind? Why don't you look up and see the beauty around you? I'll tell you why. Society is a failure as it is. There's no room for ethics when survival of the fittest is in play. How can you look at nature if concrete and plastic and coal is all around you, blinding, asphyxiating? Just...Be kind. Smile at a random person on the street. Help the annoying old lady. Be polite. Laugh for no reason. Be what you dream to be. Settle for no less. Make an effort. Love yourself and the ones around you. Be happy. Do it for me. For them. For you.

You're a human being, dammit. Feel the empathy and share it with others.

You're not alone. Pluz IV.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 28

Hey, stalkers that like reading the meaningless crap I write. It's 1:24 AM. I should be asleep. And probably will. Only not right now. Because I'm stupid. If you're reading this, DON'T GO SLEEP LATE AT NIGHT!!! Just stay awake till the next day. Problem solved. I'm listening to Rear View Mirror by Pearl Jam. You should too. Go listen to this song. You'll read the rest later. Go on! Go! GO! Stop reading this! Go! Please? ******** please. Just go!
You better be listening to it by now. You'll die alone if you're not. Just sayin'.

And now the real deal sex appeal smoking eel of living kill.

I wish I was schizophrenic. Seriously. Free unlimited supply of friends for life. What's not to like? What? The dain bramaging paranoia? Meh, I have that already. Why do you think I'm directing all this speech to you? There's probably no one there anyway. RIIIIIIIIIIICCOOOOOOOOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

/echoes

See? Screw this I'm going to bed. See you sometime somewhere.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 27

So...I just finished translating this crap to English. Zuu and Draco didn't believe this would be done. In your face, ********. This is the first entry solely on Gaia, since tkn-e kind of died some time ago...

I'll try to get this thing running again. Tell me what you think about what I write.

I got to go do something somewhere. See you soon. Bye.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 26

It's 6:33 in the morning. I'm seriously considering jumping off the balcony. Either that or going to sleep, whatever is more convenient. Since the second option doesn't involve intestines and other organs scattered all over the floor, I'm just going to sleep. Tomorrow I'll probably wake up at...late. It bores me to estimativatizanimilizate. And that word really exists. At least it has more credibility than "mudasti" (T.N. It's a Portuguese thing.). If that isn't a publicity stunt and the word becomes officially a word, I lose all hope in Portugal's future.

[random transition]

Have you ever heard the music "Agnus Dei" written by Samuel Barber? It is depressingly beautiful. I advise it to anyone who likes good music.

I'm leaving now, but hear this I just read somewhere: "If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?"




Grammar Nazi entry no. 25

Hi. Heat. Lots of it. Sometimes I find myself lying in my bed wondering if I'll wake up the next day with the consistence of the belly of a person who eats too much fast food and doesn't exercise at all...
Nevertheless, sweating regularly and with a number of daily baths increased considerably, I prefer the Summer over Winter (or, to make it clear, EVEN THIS hellish hot Summer over any Winter).The cold annoys me. Too many clothes and too little warmth. I like a night where I can comfortably wear a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. The only thing I like about the winter is the fact that I can enjoy my fireplace. Excessive heat in a cold effing night. I like it.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 24

Here I am again. I was reading the useless junk I wrote previously and you know what? I FOUND THREE MISTAKES!!! Me, Grammar Nazi, writing erroneously...I apologize, noble readers, I'll try not to fail you again. If something like that happens ever again, pretend you didn't see it and you'll win a lollipop. The second you do it. Like "Oh my, a mistake, I'll pretend I didn't see it..." BAM!!! Lollipop. Just like that. The only bad thing is that I'll probably not make mistakes from now on, so you won't be able to test this bribing mechanism. Boo hoo. More left for me. Yeah, where do you think the lollipops come from? My private stash.

Well, I'm done for the day. I have more things to do (/lie). Bye.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 23

You know what? I'm going to show you a part of me that I rarely show.

Caution is advised.

My love is in Lisbon till Sunday. Which is bad. I miss her so much. I finally found happiness in a relationship with someone "from my league", pardon the expression. We're really similar and complement each other in what we differ. The interesting thing is that the feeling is reciprocal. I'm filled with happiness every time I think about such a Shakespearian conjecture. Are you familiar with that stupid smile a person in love displays when he/she thinks about his/her better half? I suffer from that. I'm having that reflexive spasm right now, actually. Just by thinking about her. That happens, invariable and surprisingly, often during any conscious period. Or unconscious. She's even in my most unreal and convoluted dreams .

Ok, enough of this.

I am sorry for the inconvenient that I may caused to your eyes and mind.

See you in some other semi-random encounter.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 22

Eating cookies at 4 AM is awesome to whoever wants to think about pretty much anything, really. Try it out to see if it happens to you too. Report back, when you do it. Over and out.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 21

So, it's almost four in the morning and here I am wake and thinking about everything there is to think about and then some more. I went to see a play today, it sucked. The play was all over the place. The underlining message could've been delivered in a much better way. I was never much of a fan of WTF?! plays (WTF?! plays are plays that, in the end (and sometimes even in the middle of it), makes you go all "WTF? O.o" wink . It's abstract crap created by a pompous director daydreaming about intellectual elitist bullshit. I love that sentence. Anyway...at least I had a good company. When we got out of there, the night went a lot better.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 20

Alas, Portugal lost. Too bad. Great Eduardo. You know what I hate the most? On the 7 - 0 the whole team (even Queiroz) was on this untouchable pedestal. Now, everyone is throwing them in the gutter. I hate that kind of people Portugal was much better than I thought it could ever be in the beginning. Portugal had a shaky start against Ivory Coast, but after that they made good exhibitions. Even the first part of this last game was great. Too bad the second one was the way it was. I congratulate the national team that overcame, certainly, the expectations that 90% of Portuguese had before the World Cup started.

There you go. See you tomorrow.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 19

Yup, it's true, my friends. I really am alive. And, due to a conversation I had over Facebook (the social network you certainly know) I want there to be an Easter Dodo!!!

Long live the Easter Dodo!!!


Grammar Nazi entry no. 18

I have a civil war in my house, practically. Which is very bad. Oh well, what can one do.
I liked the fact that Mexico showed France how le football is played. I hate the French since France 84' (the fact that I was born in 92 is just a minor detail...).
Just checking in to let you know I'm still alive. Buh bye.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 17

Here I am again. Again long after daybreak. Instead of going to bed early and wake up early, not wasting hours of un-latent conscience and maintaining a healthy sleep cycle, I don't, I go to sleep late, wake up REALLY late, deregulating a biological clock that must already be all ******** up. I think I suffer from chronic dementia from that.
But enough about me. I'm going to see Portugal play for the first time in this World Cup tomorrow. No matter how hard I think this will go wrong, I can't help to feel that little spark of hope that any worthy Portuguese has.
It's five thirty in the morning. What am I thinking about? Cheese toasts. I ate two an hour ago and I should've made at least four. I was never good with estimates.. Tomorrow, when I wake up, I'll make up for it.
See you in some other semi-random encounter. Take care, or, as my brother would say, "Jokas fofas, fofuras de seu tio" (T.N. That is untranslatable, really. Learn Portuguese.)


Grammar Nazi entry no. 16

(T.N. This entry is regarding tkn-e as well so...no translation here.)

[Já vi que ninguém me quis fazer o favor...só por causa disso, vou comer tostas de queijo. Às duas da manhã. Só para não se armarem em campeões. Who's laughing now, uhh?

...

Ok, talvez sejam vocês. Mas isso é só porque eu sou meio parvo. Só meio.

Tostas aqui vou eu.]


Grammar Nazi entry no. 15

(T.N. This entry was regarding tkn-e, there's no point in translating it to Gaia. You didn't miss much, don't worry.)

[Oi pessoal. Estava a olhar para a minha reputação e a pensar...e se começassem a me dar uma reputação jeitosa? Eu peço com jeitinho. Estão a ver essas estrelas no canto superior direito do meu perfil? Cliquem aí e avaliem-me, por favor. E em posts meus que achem muito bons, também seria magnífico. Queria tirar este "neutro" daqui. De preferência para algo melhor. Não é pedir muito, é só um clique e podem ir à vossa vida (com a minha bênção, obviamente (e olhem que a minha bênção é algo muito útil e jeitoso (vão ver que acham algo de bom para fazer com a minha bênção (e chega de pôr parêntesis dentro de parêntesis)))). Pensem nisso e cliquem naquilo. Obrigado.]


Grammar Nazi entry no. 14

For the love of God (this is purely a reflexive expression, I'm agnostic), go to sleep! Is what I should've been saying to myself. It's 6 AM. I think I broke a new record or something. I spent the last three hours doing absolutely nothing. Even sleeping would've been more productive. But did I go to sleep? Nooooo...I was awake seeing funny images from Failblog (specifically, Roflrazzi). How can I live with myself? Well, it's kind of easy actually, one just needs to have egocentric/narcissistic tendencies. Alas, the time has come. I'm finally going to bed. See you in another semi-random moment.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 13

I had a fantastic afternoon. Just so you know.
And I've been studying for the math exam, damn exam. I'm a bit afraid that I totally screwed up that thing. But it's cool. I just have to remember to keep breathing.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 12

Canoeing was great...I'm sore everywhere but it was worth it. On the other hand, I LOVE STUFFED SQUID!!! Guess what is going to be my dinner tonight.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 11

Tomorrow is canoeing day. And fun, lots of it, one hopes. See you then, buh bye.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 10

(T.N. This entry is regarding a sort of upgrade to tkn-e's forum)

This is all changed. One spends a day away from here and BAM! everything's changed. One can no longer "have a life" or whatever...anyhow, it's going to take me a while to get used to this "upgrade". See you soon, ********!


Grammar Nazi entry no. 9

I invented Knock Out Win, or KOW. Wonderful. It made my day. That ended three hours and thirty-eight minutes ago. Damn.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 8

It's 5:26 AM and I'm still awake. Why? Because I get distracted and lose the track of time easily. And because I woke up at 4 PM. Do you know that time, at dawn, where you start seeing depressed purple platypus? No? It's just me then...


Grammar Nazi entry no. 7

My mind is totally blank for the moment.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 6

The completion of my portfolio is becoming increasingly harder...


Grammar Nazi entry no. 5

From all the things I did and see
I'm not the child I used to be
You broke my heart and for that I plea
You coming back right next to me
Pluz III (T. N. Now it's Pluz IV)


Grammar Nazi entry no. 4

I'm relatively calm. But I'm still going to have a conversation with TIAGO FREIRE.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 3

I have a certain desire to rip a leg off of TIAGO FREIRE and beat TIAGO FREIRE with it.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 2

Veni, vidi, vici. Badminton championship of E.S.J.D.


Grammar Nazi entry no. 1

My acute neurosis is getting worse. I fear I might not get through the night.