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Jaisia Report | 07/11/2008 2:19 pm

I know!! We need to get on gaia, and talk more often.



So how's life?

satansrose Report | 06/29/2008 7:51 pm

that was googled, wasn't it?

satansrose Report | 06/28/2008 7:31 pm

Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad.



Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. They were such bad shots that they would often all miss their targets and simply maim their victims, leaving them to bleed to death, as the general's tradition was to only allow one shot per man to save on ammunition. The thought of a slow painful death made Pete beg for mercy.



"Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if you're lucky," snickered the general. "Oh, and just so you don't get any funny ideas, they can't stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I'm not totally heartless, if you aren't dead by sundown I'll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there will be much left of you to bury."



After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. "How could this be?" demanded the general. "It was where Pete had us stand," explained the captain of the squad.



Where did Pete tell them to stand?

x-cutie-x-pie-x Report | 02/09/2008 9:05 am

Hehe. I know, it's been a while. ^^

Thanks, it was donated. =o

HakuKumo Report | 01/21/2008 7:45 am

try this out! send this to at least 10 people and then press F5 you'll get 10,000 gold

Jaisia Report | 01/15/2008 8:08 pm

Hiya Miss Piggy!

It's been too long since we've talked..

x-cutie-x-pie-x Report | 11/10/2007 2:02 pm

Hello miss piggy! remember me? =3

Nyah~

I have my KiKi now.

greyangle Report | 10/14/2007 5:08 pm

Well.. quite good woot

reveals392478 Report | 10/14/2007 9:25 am

pretty original!

wind493 Report | 10/13/2007 9:20 am

oh!... much original.