About Zug
Zug is actually a girl. razzZug Wants you to give him cookies.
Zug Has sinned.
Zug Wishes you would sin and give him cookies.
Zug Hates you because he doesn't have any cookies.
Zug fears that he won't ever get cookies.
Zug hears the other non-cookie-givers calling you.
Zug Searches for the Ultimate Cookie.
Zug Wonders if there is a cookie after death.
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Anyway, comments here are ruled by quite the exclusive family.
Euclid! Welcome to the Zug Profile Commenting Family. 3nodding blaugh
Cookies for everyone! blaugh
How was your Easter? I ate two dinners and it was really yummy! And my grandmother gave me a chocolate cross, and I had a sizeable hunk of it left and the damn dog ate it on me!!!
But, the ******** idiot got me all worked up, and NO ONE EVEN TALKED TO ME!!!! They gave me more responbilities...kinda, but they never even said anything to me...God, these manager are so petty. If I wanted this much ******** drama, I woulda stayed back in high school! Like jeeze...
I'm like... the only one to comment Zug's profile other than KushielsHandmaiden. ninja
Anyways...yeah, if they fire me, I will be so royally pissed. They have no real reason to fire me, and I love to bring the stupid company down. They're a bunch of assholes.
But, I think the paintbrush totally brings out your eyes! biggrin