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The Cancer Fairy...

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Last Login: 12/31/2006 6:06 am

Registered: 02/06/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Gold Coast

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Here's a few of my favourite jokes and one liners...

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Even on the right track you'll surely get run over if you just sit there.
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat it -- we're closed.
Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A. K9-P.
Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snowblower coming.

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Elf... Girl Report | 06/27/2009 5:29 pm: O_O
sarah16751951 Report | 01/24/2008 6:23 am
My Final Words To You Report | 12/09/2006 9:57 am: LOL matt you do realise when Amber reads that comment she's gonna tear you a new one.

But much props for the call, lawlz.
Nightjar Report | 07/12/2006 1:55 am: yokai is best :3
Once Disarray Report | 07/03/2006 8:56 pm: moose isn't the only one who can post in people's profiles!

K-0S AWAY!
undead_moose Report | 05/06/2006 5:45 am: LOOK OVER THERE ITS THE CANCER FAIRY