Hullo, I'm Voldemort.
Wait, that sounds stupid, let me start again...
...Hello. I am the "Dark Lord" Voldemort, and I've come to Gaia for a spot of fun. Sometimes I'll cosplay as Voldemort of A Very Potter Musical, sometimes I'll be dressed as my "Dark Lord" self, and sometimes I'll lounge about Gaia as a completely BAFFLING version of my current self.
You see, I don't want to kill Harry Potter any more.
...Because I've learned something when I had my body back.
I learned that life is… well, it’s messy. And complicated. And you’d think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t! It just - it just… it just makes them dead. And when everyone else is dead, you’re all alone.
So I've given up magic, I've given up fighting, I've just given up ALL of it.
...And you know what? I've learned that life is actually BETTER for muggles. Because it's that much simpler.
So I'll re-introduce myself.
I'm Valdemar. But my friends call me
Tommy. C:
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so confused.