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Name:Erik
Age:18
Country: Sweden
Attitude: you tell me
Hair:long blond hair
Interests:arts&craft, LARP, music, collecting dragons
Living: home
Drink: too much tequila
musictaste: all metal types, synth, EBM, rock, goth, Reggae and so on and so forth...
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Qoutes:
eagles may soar - but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Don't try to act hard with a keyboard..It's like racing in the special Olympics...even if you win...your still retarded.
<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ******** skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little s**t’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c**t he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “s**t! s**t!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “********! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ********!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ******** HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ******** up big time because his mom isn’t defending his a**. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my s**t from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c**t she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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”i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section”
RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry
Love isn’t blind - Its retarded. - charlie in two and a half men
fighting wars for peace is like ******** for virginity
Stargate SG-1
O’Neill:so, what do you think of Alar?
Teal’c:He’s consealing something.
O’Neill:Like what?
Teal’c:I don’t know, he’s consealing it.
Kurt Cobain - (Nirvana) ”Trying to be someone you’re not, is a waste of the person you are”
Eric Carr - (KISS) ”What do you think the next album will be like?
It will be round with a hole in the middle!”
”The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness”
”s**t happens when you party naked”
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Experience is the hardest teacher because she gives the test first; the lesson after.
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