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butterfly_bones13 Report | 06/08/2009 2:31 pm

there once was a guy named Jack who had a girlfriend called Ashley. She was the most popular girl in school. The three most popular guys were Tom, Marcus and Jack. Ashley thought Jack was okay, but she really liked Marcus, who liked her, just like every heterosexual guy at the school. Marcus and Jack were archenemies. Marcus repeatedly stole Ashley away from Jack. 





One warm Friday, Marcus asked Ashley out to the movies. Jack was eavesdropping and knew when and where they were going. 





Later that night, Jack snuck into the seat behind Marcus and Ashley. Jack watched them put arms around each others' shoulder, then hug... then kiss... then PASH! 


"Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" said Ashley. 


"Hell yeah!" said Marcus. 





Jack followed the couple home. He watched Marcus and Ashley have sex. Then, Jack ran away home. He didn't want to see any more. 





On Monday, Jack didn't come to school. At lunch, all the popular kids at school were having their usual coversation. 


"Where's Jack?" asked Tom. 


"I dunno, probably crying at home because he didn't get to go out with Ashley last night!" said Marcus. Everybody laughed. Marcus had a way of making people laugh. Only the three of them were there. It felt really weird. Jack had never been away from school in his entire life according to Tom. 


"Well I never did really break up with him except by text on Saturday!" Ashley added. Both the guys laughed again. It seemed really weird to have such a popular group with only three people in it that day. But that's because it was no ordinary day. 





The next day, Jack didn't show up to school either. 


Or the next day... 


Or on Thursday... 


Or that Friday for that matter. 





On Saturday, Tom kept trying to ring Jack to see if he could come over, but his phone was switched off. He walked up to his house and knocked on the door, but there was no answer. Then he remembered that Jack's parents were commercial airline pilots and they had to work every day so they wouldn't be there. He knocked again, but there was no answer. So Tom figured that Jack must be out, however there was no answer for the rest of the day. 





He did the same on Sunday, but he wasn't there all day and he knew that Jack was rarely allowed out at night. Especially when there was school the next day. So Tom sadly rode his bike home at 6 which was his last attempt. 





The next day at assembly, the principal had told them that this week the year 12s had to stay back for a special assembly. It was their last assembly and they had Block Exams to do. Why did they have to stay back? The whole year was shocked when they saw Jack's mum walk in. 


"Kids," she sighed. "I have made a special announcement because one of our school members has died 1 week before graduation. Yes, I know. You probably all know Jack Halagey. Yesterday when I came back from a stressful flight to Bangkok and back, I searched for Jack, called the police and found his dead body in his closet. They carbon dated it to be about a week old. There was a note next to it, and I suggest that if you do not like these kind of themes that you leave now." 





Some people in the assembly left, but only for religious reasons or the fact that they wanted more study time which they should have been doing for the past 2 months. 





"Okay," said Jack's mum. "The note said... 





My dearest Ashley, 


I watched you at the movie theatre and at Marcus's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me.I really loved you, Ashley. I died for you just like Jesus died for the Christians. 





Always with you, 


Jack." 





Then came the usual tears after that story. The principal walked up to the microphone. 


"Thank you Margret Halagey for sharing that sad story with the year 12s. That concludes this week's assembly, year 12 is now dismissed." 





Please post this message in 5 places or more, otherwise Jack will haunt you forever. He now watches the mafia

butterfly_bones13 Report | 05/21/2009 4:19 am

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 ppl YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 FRIENDS PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!

butterfly_bones13 Report | 05/11/2009 3:51 pm

jakke its mikky!!^^ I thought u waz gona meet me after school? u did break my purple bracelet. u no wat purple means^^

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/21/2009 5:56 am

lol hah your silly xp hows life =3

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/19/2009 6:56 pm

whats wrong hun *huggles tight*??

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/17/2009 7:58 pm

lol *pets*

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/12/2009 5:24 pm

o///O .....punk ....

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/11/2009 3:40 pm

mwahahaha *Attackles*

crazyderanged77 Report | 02/09/2009 10:31 am

Lol, I licked it with its gooey wonderfulness =3 ...hehe

Tory Loser Report | 02/04/2009 3:07 pm

You, my friend, suck a**. -_- Go play with illegal fireworks, and leave our pancakes alone.