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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . So This is for people that need a little help in the insanity department.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Ad dress You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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xXSerenityFoxXx Report | 11/04/2012 1:53 pm: was talking to a friend and after I was done with the shower and came back here he pretends to snap a photo of me in a towel and I told him if he ever did do that for real I would tackle him and force him to give me the pictures and he's all like he'd be mesmerized by the slip of the towel if that that happened then he said "I was going to delete them but then you said you wouldn't get off me till I did and he's all thinking sweeeet" XD it was funny
xXSerenityFoxXx Report | 10/24/2012 1:17 pm: Yeah I know what you mean. And it's really boring here where I live most of the time. That's why I come on here so much to talk to friends. Helps pass the time. So anything new lately?
XxMusic_Is_My_Life16xX Report | 10/10/2012 5:35 pm: ame here buddy i feel ya
xXSerenityFoxXx Report | 09/28/2012 10:27 am: HI!!!! lol I know right! So how you been?
XxMusic_Is_My_Life16xX Report | 09/06/2012 3:17 am: Nope I haven't 4got but umm what u mean?
XxMusic_Is_My_Life16xX Report | 09/01/2012 5:15 am: I've been good and urself? I've missed u too!
xSongOfStormsx Report | 06/29/2012 6:41 pm: Thank you :3
Mickey_McNoodle Report | 06/28/2012 4:07 pm: Boy do you look pissed in that pic...notice the changes of what you were talking about..ouch!
Mickey_McNoodle Report | 06/24/2012 12:42 am: 3 months? You ******** serious.? I had to do that last year and hardly made it......and this time I really may not I lost love... ******** it bro I dont care if they get me..My life means nothing to me anymore.
RavenDance666 Report | 06/22/2012 2:00 pm: Aww, its okie hun. I'll tyl.be safe! -hugs back-