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I'm 47/M/Mom's basement!
Wanna cyber? wink
Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that you make sumo wrestlers look anorexic, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Nah, of course you would.
In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, a*****e.
but I don't think you would understand my magnanimous cause
or my vocabulary littered and scattered with elongated vowels and choppy consanants.
So, in acronyms you can understand:
STFU & GTFO
INTERNET LAW #14: DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE TROLLS - IT MEANS THEY WIN.

Seriously. How can a lesbian relationship develop between a MAN AND A WOMAN?
And my family has lots of gays and straights in our family. We're Christians. Excuse me...we're PROPER Christians. We accept and love all of our family.
Oh, and you shouldn't be judging anyone. That's God's job, isn't it? What are you, Lucifer, trying to take God's place? You're not getting into Heaven that way.
LAWLZ
Okay, Miss Stacy. You're going to have to explain that one.
Wait, who's ********' Hitler?
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'Mama'
By
My Chemical Romance
'Tis very true.
No kind of cake could every compare to the deliciousness of
Frank Iero.
'The Phrase That Pays'
By
The Academy Is...
Mmm.
Frank.
=]
Why yes it is made of pure magic.
Sadly someone told me that it was a tentical monster because of the vines.. T.T
I like that pimp hat of yours.
Gotta keep that pimp hand strong.
how'd you find that picture of him, anyway? it looks like it was taken just for the GD!